31 December 2008

A good news story for New Year's Eve

Last weekend the Telegraph reported good news for one of the country's rarest mammals. The pine marten had almost been wiped out save for a few scattered populations in Scotland.

A new report, however, reveals that the pine marten is starting to regain a foothold in parts of England and Wales.Conservation groups have reported sightings in 25 "hot spots" around the Lake District, Yorkshire, Snowdonia and even as far south as Staffordshire.Experts using DNA testing have also found evidence of pine martens in the Cwm Rheidol valley, near Aberystwyth, Wales, for the first time in 50 years.

"It now looks like there is evidence of pine martens in England and Wales for the first time since they are thought to have died out (in 1994)," said zoologist Professor David MacDonald, "There are still question marks over how viable those populations are, but it is a positive result in those areas that contrasts quite starkly with how pine martens are seen in the north of Scotland.They are relatively widespread there, but are not universally welcomed as the game keeping fraternity regard them as pests that prey upon pheasants and capercaillie."


Pine martens were once common across much of the UK, living in predominantly wooded areas and sections of moorland where they preyed upon small rodents, birds, insects and eggs. They were heavily hunted and poisoned by landowners who feared they were damaging game bird populations.In 1988 they were given full protection under the Wildlife and Countryside Act but continued to decline and by 1994 had disappeared from England and Wales.They are now thought to be the UK's second rarest carnivore after the Scottish wildcat.

Recent research has also revealed that the creatures are widespread across much of Northern Ireland. The UK as a whole is thought to be home to more than 3,600 pine martens.It is not known whether the pine martens in England and Wales came across the border from Scotland, or were isolated populations which have managed to survive unnoticed until now.

The Forestry Commission is also attempting to capture pictures of the shy mammals on film by baiting camera traps with jam and peanut butter, a favourite treat for pine martens, which have a sweet tooth particularly over the winter months when they normally eat berries.

Brian Walker, wildlife officer at the Forestry Commission, added: "We have had some very reliable sightings by national park rangers. There is a lot to suggest they are living on the Yorkshire Moors now. Of course, the real clincher will be to get some DNA or a good photograph as we can't ask for money to conserve a species until we can prove it is really living here."

Northumberland Wildlife Trust will next year also begin a new pine marten monitoring scheme to provide estimates of the pine marten populations living in the area.Steve Lowe, conservation manager at Northumberland Wildlife Trust, said: "Northumberland Wildlife Trust receives regular reports of pine marten sightings across the county. Located just south of the pine marten's traditional stronghold in Scotland, Northumberland is of particular interest to researchers."

There are relatively few good news stories to go round but it's glad to end the year on one.


Arise Sir Terry!

While a knighthood for cyclist Chris Hoy who won his second, third and fourth Olympic gold medals at Beijing was perhaps on the cards, it was a pleasant surprise to see Terry Pratchett get a knighthood in the New Year honours list. Terry's work will never be considered as a literary "great" but his discworld novels are thoroughly entertaining and are loved by millions worldwide. Personally, anyone who can create such wonderful characters as Lord Vetinari, Sam Vimes Mustrum Ridcully, Gytha Ogg, Gaspode and Foul Ole Ron, deserves an honour!

I hope he will be able to continue writing, despite suffering from early onset Alzheimer's

30 December 2008

WW - Favourites II

Oscar Wilde's grave, Pere Lachaise Paris

Detail from teh grave of persian writer Sadegh Hedayat, Pere Lachaise, Paris


Mimi

Crab spider on Teasel

British Museum

The not-wife and Robyn

This week's entry for the Tuesday and Wednesday editions of Wordless Wednesday

Departed 2008 – Part 4

December saw the passing of too many beloved personalities:



5 December: Romanian jazz singer Anca Parghel, aged 51


8 December, Oliver Postgate Oliver Postgate, aged 83. Postgate was responsible for many of the programmes that delighted children, including Ivor the Engine, the Clangers and of course Bagpuss


11 December: Bettie Page aged 85. Need I say more?

25 December: Eartha Kitt, aged 81

But perhaps the saddest loss of the year is Kathy Staff (nee Minnie Higginbottom) aged 80. For 36 years Kathy played the role of sex kitten Nora Batty in the long running comedy Last of the Summer Wine . Nora Batty? Phwooar! I don't care what others think, I am proud to call myself a Batty Boy!

29 December 2008

Departed in 2008 – Part 3


12 July: Olive Riley aged 108. Author of The Life of Riley, Olive was believed to be the oldest blogger in the world. Will I still be here spouting drivel in 2071?

20 July: Human detritus Dinko Šakić aged 86. A war criminal, Šakić was a commander of Jasenovac concentration camp where tens of thousands of Serbs, Roma, Jews and others were murdered by the Croatian fascist puppets. Šakić escaped to Argentina but happily he was extradited and was sentenced to 20 years imprisonment in 1999. The piece of vermin died in prison. Rot in hell scum.

While on the subject of scum I also hope the priest Vjekoslav Lasić who eulogised him saying "the court that indicted Dinko Šakić indicted Croatia and Croatians", and "every Croat should be proud of Šakić's name" has a miserable and painful life.

14 August: Lita Roza aged 82. In 1953 with a version of “How much is that doggie in the window?” Lita became the first British woman to top the UK singles charts.

17 August: Maudie Hopkins aged 93. Maudie was the last publicly known widow of a American Civil War veteran. In 1934 at the age of 19 she married 86 year old William Cantrell. This she did to escape a life of poverty in Arkansas. Cantrell died within three years. There may be two other surviving widows but if they exist they do not wish to be identified.


16 September John Fancy aged 85. Mr Fancy was taken prisoner in France in 1940 but resolved to change this state, making a total of 16 escape attempts. His tunnelling efforts earned him the nickname “The Mole”. He finally returned to the UK in April 1945.

29 October: William Wharton aged 82. Wharton was the author of Birdy, one of my favourite novels

17 November: George Stephen Morrison aged 89. George Morrison outlived his famous son Jim by 37 years.

Departed in 2008 – Part 2

25 April: Jazzman, calligrapher and cartoonist Humphrey Lyttelton aged 86. Like many others it was his role as host of the radio show I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue that I knew and loved best. After all it was the show that brought us Mornington Crescent...


The Exodus

28 April: Yossi Harel who commanded the main clandestine operations bringing immigrants to Palestine after WWII. The most famous of these was Exodus 1947 (One of the many stains on British history). Perhaps his greatest achievement was the success of Knesset Yisrael which, despite problems, brought 4,000 refugees from Yugoslavia in 1946.

11 May: John Rutsey original drummer for Rush (Yes I like Rush and I am not ashamed to say so!)

23 May: Photographer Cornell Capa . Aged 80 Cornell was the younger brother of Robert.


28 May: Artist Beryl Cook There’s something delightful about her work. I think Victoria Wood was spot on when she described it as “Rubens with jokes”

2 June: Bo Diddley aged 79. A genius

29 June Don S. Davis Aged 65. A character actor and artist, it was as General Hammond in Stargate SG-1 that I knew him best (Yes I am a Sci-Fi fan as well as a Rush fan.. sad, eh?)

28 December 2008

Departed in 2008 – Part 1



10 January: Mikhail Petrovich Minin aged 85. Minin was the first Soviet soldier to enter the Reichstag building on 30 April 1945 and the first soldier to mount a flag on the building. According to his Times obituary he had to wait five decades for recognition. He was awarded an official honour by Boris Yeltsin on the 50th anniversary of the end of the Second World War. The iconic photograph of Georgian soldier Militon Kantariya fixing a pole with the soviet flag on the Reichstag was staged on on May 2.

Also on 10 January, Maila Nurmi aged 85. Nurmi was better known as horror film host Vampira but perhaps her most unforgettable appearance was in Ed Wood’s seminal Plan 9 From Outer Space

17 January: Bobby Fischer, Chess champion, aged 64. Fischer was proof that chess can seriously damage one’s mind. Remember kids if someone offers you a rook and a couple of paws just say “NO!”


6 February: Tony Rolt, aged 89. A racing driver, Rolt was the last surviving participant in the first world championship Formula 1 grand prix at Silverstone in 1950. Rolt won the Le Mans 24 hours race in 1953.

8 February: Merril Sandoval, Navajo code talker, aged 82. Corporal Sandoval saw active service at Iwo Jima and Saipan.

4 March: Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons and Dragons, aged 69. I played D&D exactly once and never again.. If I want some fantasy role-playing I can think of more adult pursuits but I digress....

30 March: photojournalist and Killing Fields survivor Dith Pran, aged 65. Dith Pran’s story was the subject of Sydney Schangeberg’s “The Death and Life of Dith Pran” and of course the award winning film the Killing Fields.

If...

  • You are born on Christmas Day

  • Your mother is called Virgen Maria
  • Your father is a carpenter

then it’s unlikely that you’ll be called Kylie or Scott. A photo of the baby Jesus here

Churches benefit from economic downturn

Even though unemployment is rising and banks and businesses are failing, the recession is not bad for everyone. I am not referring to shops called £land, pound stretcher and so on but the churches of this nation.

Are people returning to their lost faiths? Are there more bums on pews on a chilly Sunday morning? Not quite....According to the Guardian the collapse in global commodities prices, particularly metals, has seen a fall in the number of thefts from church roofs.

Ecclesiastical Insurance, which covers 95% of the country's Anglican churches, has noted a substantial fall in claims over the year. "It seems to be slowing down, admittedly from a very high level," said Chris Pitt, a spokesman for the insurer. "We still expected 2008 will be the worst year in history for metal theft from churches, but hopefully if prices stay low it could start to drop further."

The theft of metal, most notably copper and aluminium, became endemic as global prices soared during 2006 and 2007 due to record demand from construction and manufacturing industries, particularly in China. And it was not just churches affected: a two-tonne piece in bronze by Henry Moore is believed to have been melted down.

The downturn has also been noted by the British Transport Police (BTP), which considers metal theft its most pressing problem after terrorism... "Crime levels almost directly match commodities prices," said Paul Crowther, a BTP assistant chief constable.

27 December 2008

Fiddler on the Roof as you may have never seen it before



It may not have Topol but it's wonderful

Stiff Little FIngers



Nobody's Hero



Suspect Device



Beirut Moon



Each Dollar a Bullet

23 December 2008

A Happy Cthulhu-filled Christmas to everyone

This is where I sign out for for a few days... Back after Christmas

A merry Christmas from the Greedies



Christmas wished from Messrs Lynott, Gorham, Downey, Cook and Jones

22 December 2008

Evil water

The New Scientist has a short item about “Dead” or “Evil” water affecting swimmers.

Ships sailing over a layer of warm that sits on top of saltier, or colder, layers are slowed by waves formed at the boundary of the layers which form a gulf beneath the ship slowing them by anything up to 80%.

Fluid dynamicist Leo Maas at the Royal Netherlands Institute for Sea Research, and colleagues found that the same conditions also affect swimmers "We've been considering the possibility that the drownings of strong swimmers in fair-weather conditions might be the result of dead water, but until now, we weren't really sure if this phenomenon could strike something as small as a single human," says Maas. "Now it seems that it can."


I suppose if a ship can be slowed by the phenomenon then why not people? What is sure, the article is the perfect lead in to what must be the creepiest public information film ever made –a film made perfect by a Donald Pleasance voice over


Headbanging is dangerous - official!



Warning can cause brain damage... Woohoo!

According to the Guardian Australian scientists have advised that headbanging potentially lead to brain damage but that wearing a neck during the activity can reduce the risk.

"We identified a definite risk of mild traumatic brain injury from headbanging." Dr Andrew McIntosh, of the University of New South Wales (UNSW), told the Australian newspaper. "We would suggest a proper public health warning, as for smoking." The results of his research were published in the Christmas edition of the British Medical Journal.

Researchers at UNSW's school of risk and safety sciences found that risk of neck and head injury was directly related to song tempo. The average heavy metal song, with a tempo of 146 bpm, is likely to cause mild injury if the head's range of motion is greater than 75 degrees. Songs like Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart – at 180 bpm – are among the most dangerous, leading to anything from mild headaches to mosh-induced strokes.

McIntosh and co-author Declan Patton advised that "Adult-oriented rock" is much more safe, as it involves a slower rate of head-bopping. The study's authors also observed the headbanging of cartoon characters Beavis and Butthead. Listening to the Ramones' I Wanna Be Sedated, Beavis kept his "angular head velocity" within safe limits, they wrote. Butthead did not. "It is well understood, however, that cartoon characters are able to tolerate greater than normal impacts without injury," the study drily noted.

Injury can also be avoided by the use of a neck brace. Or, McIntosh advised, "learn to ballroom dance. That's the takeaway message".

I Headbanged to Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Girlschool AC/DC et al in my youth and I ain’t not never had no brane problems. For me and more many others the idea of switching to AOR wonders like Kansas and err stuff like that would be like a living death!

An important announcement from KCNA

Pyongyang, December 19 (KCNA) -- A British preparatory committee for commemorating the Day of the Sun and February 16 in 2009 was inaugurated in London on Dec. 11.

Harpal Brar, chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist), [and not the Communist Party of Britain M-L (Splitters!) or the Revolutionary Communist Party of Britain M-L 9 or is that the Revolutionary Communist Party of Great Britain M-L (either way an obvious shower of revisionist bastards!)] was elected chairman of the preparatory committee.

The preparatory committee decided to organize colourful political and cultural events in London and local cities of the country on the occasions of the said significant holidays next year.


I am pleased that Harpal Brar, chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist), [and not the Communist Party of Britain M-L (Splitters!) or the Revolutionary Communist Party of Britain M-L ... or is that the Revolutionary Communist Party of Great Britain M-L (either way an obvious shower of revisionist bastards!)] is taking charge of these important celebrations. I am sure that the preparations are in good hands. I am sure that Harpal Brar, chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist), [and not the Communist Party of Britain M-L (Splitters!) or the Revolutionary Communist Party of Britain M-L .... or is that the Revolutionary Communist Party of Great Britain M-L (either way an obvious shower of revisionist bastards!)] will rally both members to make sure that these celebrations are even better than the annual Muir of Ord pheasant sexing ceilidh.


Please visit The Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist) ‘s, [and not the Communist Party of Britain M-L (Splitters!) or the Revolutionary Communist Party of Britain M-L .... or is that the Revolutionary Communist Party of Great Britain M-L (either way an obvious shower of revisionist bastards!)] events page to keep track of preparations. As you can see things are hotting up already.


I can’t wait but I just can’t understand why Dermot Hudson (bless his revolutionary red cotton socks) is not at the helm

21 December 2008

From Suffolk to the Louvre

Evelyn

Last week’s Mail carried a wonderful story about a self-taught Suffolk artist Heath Rosselli and a striking and beautiful nude portrait of a friend. The painting is to displayed at the Louvre as part of an exhibition to 'the changing face of breast cancer'. The painting will line up beside Rembrandt's famous painting Bathsheba At Her Bath. The portrait is of Evelyn Satterlee who posed for after a mastectomy.

Simply titled Evelyn, the portrait was simply a way of showing that life goes on. 'The whole point of doing it in the first place was to remove the stigma attached to mastectomies and the idea that people think it is grotesquely disfiguring,' Said Miss Rosselli. 'I wanted my portrait to show it is not an ugly thing.... The aim of the painting was to show that Evelyn remains a beautiful and whole woman, enjoying a full life, a happy marriage, and good health.'

When the portrait was unveiled in 1997, Mrs Satterlee said: 'I consider my missing breast as just a blemish - in the same way I think my thighs are too big and I have more wrinkles than I used to. Posing was a way of me saying that I am done with cancer now and that part of my life is now in the past.'

Miss Rosselli of Worlington in Suffolk, had taken up painting to support herself and her two children after her marriage fell apart.

Bathsheba

Heath Rosselli’s work is stunning and succeeds absolutely in portraying Evelyn Satterlee as a beautiful woman in her prime. Mrs Saterlee now teaches English in South Korea... Life goes on...

Majel Barrett RIP

Majel Barrett Roddenberry died from leukaemia on 18 December. She was 76.


Majel Barrett was a part of Star Trek right from the very beginning: As Majel Hudec, she was cast in the role of Number One for the pilot episode “The Cage”. Unfortunately, the pilot was a failure – TV executives were not just ready for was a female in such a lofty role even if the programme was set in a more egalitarian future. When Star Trek was eventually made was recast as Nurse Christine Chapel.


From the start, she also supplied the voice of the Enterprise's computer (and Voyager and DS9) in all the television series and in six of the 10 Star Trek movies. But perhaps her finest Star Trek role was as Lwaxana Troi, the feisty mother of Deanna Troi in The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.





Picard and Troi

She and Roddenberry married in Japan in 1969 and she stuck by him during the difficult years when it seemed that his creation was then doomed to fail. The television series started to go out in September 1966 and ran for three seasons before being cancelled because of low ratings. It was not until the early 70s that Star Trek gained its popularity. After Roddenberry’s death in 1991 Majel discovered an unused script he had drafted in the 1970s and launched herself on a new career as an executive producer of two series, Andromeda and Earth: Final Conflict.

Before she died she had completed voice over work for the new Star Trek film due out next year.

20 December 2008

Hawkwind - Who's Gonna Win the War



Another promo from 1980

Hawkwind - Levitation



A gem from 1980. Features Ginger Baker on drums

19 December 2008

Photo Hunt - Wide

The theme for this week's Photo Hunt is wide. I've put this photo up before (not in PH though) but it is the shot that fits the bill best without resorting to a stretch... I'll leave the stretch to Mimi's mouth instead

Mimi gets cheese

Mimi about to sink her teeth into a nice lump of cheese. If I'm lucky she will miss my fingers

18 December 2008

Mary Seacole to be honoured at long last

The BBC reports that eight artists - Maurice Blik, Georgia Boyd Russell, Martin Jennings, Susan Stockwell, Bill Woodrow, Kenness George Kelly, Joy Gregory and Etienne Milner - are to submit plans for a memorial statue to nurse and Crimean War heroine Mary Seacole.

A selection panel, chaired by Baroness Amos, will make the final choice in the Spring. The statue will sit in the grounds of St Thomas' Hospital, in London.
Earlier this week it was announced that the only known painting of Ms Seacole had been bought by the The National Portrait Gallery for £130,000.


Jamaican-born Ms Seacole was painted by London artist Albert Challen.. It was discovered in July 2003 after being bought at a boot sale in Burford, north Oxfordshire but has been on loan to the gallery since 2004.

Billy Bragg sings the praises of the A13



In addition to his musical endeavours William Bragg found time to win the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1915

17 December 2008

Ice volcanoes on Titan

The Cassini space probe seems to have found evidence of ice volcanoes on Saturn’s moon Titan – according to the BBC.

Two regions on Titan have been observed to undergo clear changes in brightness. This activity, and radar images hinting at flow-like structures, suggest the presence of volcanoes. Rather than erupting molten rock, Titan's "cryovolcanoes" are thought to ooze a slurry made of water ice, ammonia and methane.

"Cryovolcanism is a process that many people have modelled in theory and shown to be viable in the outer Solar System on an object of Titan's size," said Bob Nelson from the US space agency Nasa's Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

Cassini's radar - an instrument that can pierce Titan’s the thick atmosphere to map the surface, at low resolution - sees lobe-like features at the two locations. Their thickness, about 200m, is consistent with a cyrovolcanic flow interpretation. "These flows would come out as a thick slurry," said Dr Rosaly Lopes, a Cassini radar team investigation scientist. "They can be thick because cryomagma would be viscous, similar to lava flows on Earth."

Not all scientists are convinced by the latest assessment, however. Jeffrey Moore, a Nasa planetary geologist independent of the Cassini mission, told the meeting: "The flow-like features we see on the surface may just be icy debris that has been lubricated by methane rain and transported down-slope into sinuous piles like mudflows."

Ice volcanoes or mudflows caused by methane rain, Titan sounds like a fascinating place. I wonder if I will live to see a manned mission to the moon... Possibly not

Give your man the great smell of meat

According to today’s Guardian Burger King has gone out of its way to help those who do not know what to get their loved ones for Christmas: It has diversified into perfumes.. well one scent anyway

The vendor of fast food that is marginally less like swill than a certain company identified by its golden arches is offering, for a limited time only, the chance to smell like a burger.

The scent for men called Flame is described as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat". As if that is not enough this scent costs just $3.99 (£2.65).... It can be purchased online from firemeetsdesire.com.

According to the website "Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold ... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for."

Well there you have it.. what man could resist such a gift.. We all dream of having whoppers (fnur, fnur) perhaps this is the next best thing... Having said that I am relieved to say that the not-wife would rather stick red hot pins into her most intimate parts than purchase this product

15 December 2008

World's First Universal Herbal-based Antidote Discovered... If only!

A doctor in Sarawak has discovered what he claims to be the world's first universal antidote, which can cure a person of any side effects due to the presence of chemically-made or natural poison in the human body.


Dr Patau Rubis has claimed that the herbal antidote, derived from various leaves from the jungle can cure anyone who have been attacked or bitten by poisonous snakes, insects, bees or wasps or those who accidentally drink chemically-made poisons such as paraquat.


The 62-year Dr Patau is documenting Bidayuh traditional healing practices for medicinal purposes, said it was high time to protect the ingredients of many traditional healing practices in Sarawak to preserve them for the younger generation to do the research and market them commercially. "One cup of this herbal antidote has relieved four people from snake bites, wasp and caterpillar urine," he said, adding that his daughter, who was bitten by unknown "agent" on her left arm that caused itchiness on her skin, was cured with only one application of the herb on the bite mark.

Refusing to divulge the details of the ingredients for fear that outsiders will try to patent it, he said he had written to the Sarawak Health Department to conduct research on the herb and proposed that the Bau Hospital be the research centre. "I would like to try to help more people, while trying to find ways to protect the intellectual property for all who have and will contribute to a proper development of this herb into a patent label which can be marketed to benefit more people."

Hmm if he is telling a fraction of the truth then Big pharma will be all over him looking to get the secret. Sadly this sounds rather too good to be true. I would love to believe him, it would be nice to think that he has stumbled on a universal poison antidote.

The strangest bite?


According to NewsDaily a peculiar armour-clad amphibian prowled warm lakes 210 million years ago, catching fish and other tasty snacks. Nothing particularly interesting you may say, but it had the oddest bite in the history of life on Earth.

Gerrothorax pulcherrimus lived alongside the early dinosaurs. It opened its mouth not by dropping its lower jaw but by lifting back the top of its head in a way that looked a lot like lifting the lid of a toilet seat.

"It's weird. It's the ugliest animal in the world," said Farish Jenkins of Harvard University "You almost can't imagine holding your jaws still and lifting your head back to take a bite. There are some vertebrates that will lift their heads slightly or the upper jaws when they bite. Some salamanders do it slightly. Some fish do it slightly. But no animal is known to have done it this extensively," Jenkins added.

Scientists think Gerrothorax lurked at the bottom of a lake, then with a sudden movement of the skull created a mouth gape that entrapped any fish unfortunate enough to swim by. It measured about 3 feet (1 meter) long and was stoutly protected by bony body armor reminiscent of chain mail. It had a very flat body and very flat head, short, stubby limbs and well-developed gills. Its jaws were lined with sharp teeth. And the roof of its mouth was studded with large fangs to keep any slippery fish from escaping its chomp.

Gerrothorax is one of a group of odd amphibians called plagiosaurs with no modern descendants that vanished along with numerous other species 200 million years ago in a mass extinction at the end of the Triassic Period. Its fossils were found in the Fleming Fjord Formation of east Greenland

Thanks to the Fortean Times and its Breaking News service for this story

14 December 2008

Art and Stuff - Suzy Ripley

Suzy is a dear friend - she was the first person I befriended via the internet almost eight years ago back when our sole internet access was via an NTL tv set-top box. It is a friendship that was not dimmed by her actually meeting me in the flesh!

Venus on Vacation

Suzy was a muralist, undertaking a large number of community projects, including Venus on Vacation for the Methodist Housing Association on Birkenhead. It is still there in all its glory over a decade later, long after most community art projects would have been graffitied back to the Stone Age! Sadly her gallery, Spice in Birkenhead, did not last so long.

Shankly, Paisley and Fagin

Her most lucrative contract though was to create a series of murals for Liverpool FC back in 1992 but my favourite work was a portrait she did for me of the not-wife. It is based on Waterhouse's Ophelia and has pride of place in our living room (Did I get some brownie points off the not-wife for that prezzie!).

The not-wife

After a break of a few years Suzy is back working. Her most recent work is a set of Christmas murals for a library in Bebbington.



Suzy has now created a website to showcase her work. If you are looking to commission work, be it a portrait or reasonably priced but very distinctive cushion covers and wall hangings I would strongly recommend you contact her. Suzy also provides reasonably priced IT advice. If you are in the Liverpool area I would once again highly recommend her services.
Cherie has dared us to do another meme. Who am I to say no!


1. What is your favourite Christmas carol/song? While Shepherds washed their flocks and We Three Kings...both were easy to add silly words to!

2. White lights or multicoloured? One set of red and one set of white


3. Do you have a cut tree, live tree or an artificial tree? A Nordman Fir. Next year it will be back to an artificial one


4. Eggnog, mulled cider, or hot chocolate? Hot Chocolate: the not-wife has a best of CD... "Emma, Emmaline, gonna make you the biggest star this world has ever seen..."


5. Do you decorate your house with lights? No way I’ getting up a ladder for anyone

6. Do you write a Christmas letter? Hmm “Another year of sod all to say” A pithy message in the card does me just fine!


7. Do you like receiving Christmas letters/photos? Yes since my friends have more interesting live than I do!


8. What is your favourite Christmas story/movie? Bad Santa – a true role model!


9. Have you ever made a gingerbread house? Hell no, I have enough trouble avoiding the maintenance work on a bricks and mortar one, let alone a gingerbread one


10. Poinsettias or holly? Both... Poinsettias from the shop, Holly from the garden and Mistletoe from the not-wife’s dad’s garden


11. Do you display a nativity scene? Nope, I’m an agnostic while the not-wife is a hardline atheist.


12. Do you bake Christmas cookies? Shop bought do just fine


13. Ham or turkey? Nut roast

14. In what languages can you wish someone a Merry Christmas (without cheating)?
English, French, Gaelic, Dutch, Russian and now Farsi


15. Do you know all the words to Jingle Bells? Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. err that’s it


16. Do you put presents under the tree? Not with Mimi and her little accidents

17. How do you eat a candy cane? With the mouth I suppose.
18. What is your biggest holidays pet peeve?
Stop the bloody Cavalry by Jona bloody Lewie

19. What is your favourite Christmas tradition? Eating a large tube of Smarties on Xmas morning

20. What was the best present you ever got for Christmas? Ooh now that’s a tough one



13 December 2008

Photo Hunt - Favourite

The theme for this week's Photo Hunt is favourite. Here are some of my favourite photos from the early part of the year.

Geranium versicolor

Mimi looking.... errr

The River Rom


Detail from the Battle of Britain memorial, London

Cephalaria bud

Black Poplar at the Chase, Dagenham

WWII Barges on the Thames at Rainham

12 December 2008

Russian chancer trademarks emoticon

According to the BBC chancer, sorry, entrepreneur Oleg Teterin has been given a trademark for the ;-) emoticon by Russia's federal patent agency.

Mr Teterin said he would chase firms using the symbol without permission. "I want to highlight that this is only directed at corporations, companies that are trying to make a profit without the permission of the trademark holder....Legal use will be possible after buying an annual licence from us.... "It won't cost that much - tens of thousands of dollars,"

Teterin is apparently the president of Superfone, a company that sells advertising on mobile phones. He also said since other similar emoticons - :-) or ;) or :) - resemble the one he has trademarked, use of those symbols could also fall under his ownership. But he does not plan on tracking down individual users of the emoticon.

Alexander Malis, a director of the firm Vympelkom, said his company would not pay on principle, and jokingly suggested patenting brackets.

According to Russian media, Mr Teterin is not the first person to try to trademark the ;-) symbol in Russia. Kommersant said in 2005 a St Petersburg court upheld an appeal from the German corporation Siemens, which was sued by a Russian man claiming he held the trademark.

I daresay this was just a publicity stunt and I am sure Teterin is sincere in not wishing to sue individual so we can all use ;-) and :) with sweet abandon. If Mr Teterin wishes to sue the Poor Mouth I can be contacted here:

Jams O’Donnell

c/o Leopold Bloom

Pogmathoin Cottage

Strabóid Townland

Corkadoragha

County Lout

Ireland

On a serious note Teterin’s action is no more outrageous than patent taken out in the US in the 90s on the medical benefits of Turmeric . Luckily the piratical scumbags were given the bum’s rush....

Mimi

11 December 2008

Oops


The Max Planck Institute has a bit of egg on its face according to the Independent. It wanted Chinese classical texts to adorn its journal, something beautiful and elegant, to illustrate a special report on China. Instead, it got a racy flyer extolling the lusty details of stripping housewives in a brothel.

There were red faces on the editorial board of the MaxPlanckForschung journal after it ran the text of a handbill for a Macau strip club on the front page of a special issue on China. Instead of an elegant Chinese poem to gracing the cover ity ran a text effectively proclaiming "Hot Housewives in action!" on the front of the third-quarter edition. Their "enchanting and coquettish performance" was highly recommended.

The use of traditional Chinese characters and references to "the northern mainland" seem to indicate the text comes from Hong Kong or Macau, and it promises burlesque acts by pretty-as-jade housewives with hot bodies for the daytime visitor.

The Max Planck Institute was quick to acknowledge its error explaining that it had consulted a German sinologist prior to publication of the text. "To our sincere regret ... it has now emerged that the text contains deeper levels of meaning, which are not immediately accessible to a non-native speaker,"

True or not it’ still amusing!

Usmanov presidential bid successful

International peacemaker, superhero, living saint and all round good egg Alisher Usmanov (and not a corrupt murderer and rapist, no sirree, bob) has been elected the president of fencing's governing body.

International peacemaker, superhero, living saint and all round good egg Alisher Usmanov (and not a corrupt murderer and rapist, no sirree, bob) unseated incumbent Rene Roch to become president of the International Fencing Federation (FIE) at its annual congress in Paris.

International peacemaker, superhero, living saint and all round good egg Alisher Usmanov’s (and not a corrupt murderer and rapist, no sirree, bob) election was announced by St Francis of Assisi accompanied by the host a of Seraphim who also sang a medley of Sugababes hits.

10 December 2008

Advanced Mathematics - Blackadder style



Bloody cold now in its second glorious week....

09 December 2008

WW - Road


By Westminster tube station. This week's entry for the Tuesday and Wednesday editions of Wordless Wednesday

08 December 2008

Landmarks in the history of string

According to today’s Telegraph Archaeologists investigating a flooded Stone Age settlement just off the coast of the Isle of Wight have found a piece of string that is 8,000 years old. The four-and-a-half inch long string was made from tough stems of honeysuckle, nettles or wild clematis that were twisted together.

Marine archaeologists discovered it when they found a pre-historic camp 30 feet below the surface, 200 yards off the Isle of Wight. The team cut small blocks of the sea floor out for analysis after seeing the wooded remains of the settlement by chance. The string was buried in one of them. The find is remarkable because the fibres, made of organic matter, would usually decay quite quickly.

The results have been published in British Archaeology magazine. Editor Mike Pitts described it as a "fantastic find".He said: "I don't think the average person realises what an important piece of technology string has been over the ages."

Experts believe the settlement was flooded at the end of the last ice age, when glacial sheets that covered most of Europe melted.

Hopefully I will be back with more tales of mankind's greatest friend string

According to a report in yesterday’s Independent research from around the world indicates that the male gender is in danger..The research shows that a host of common chemicals is feminising males of every class of vertebrate animals, from fish to mammals, including people.

The report – published by the charity CHEMTrust and drawing on more than 250 scientific studies from around the world – concentrates mainly on wildlife, identifying effects in species ranging from the polar bears of the Arctic to the eland of the South African plains, and from whales in the depths of the oceans to high-flying falcons and eagles.It concludes: "Males of species from each of the main classes of vertebrate animals (including bony fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds and mammals) have been affected by chemicals in the environment.

"Feminisation of the males of numerous vertebrate species is now a widespread occurrence. All vertebrates have similar sex hormone receptors, which have been conserved in evolution. Therefore, observations in one species may serve to highlight pollution issues of concern for other vertebrates, including humans."

Half the male fish in British lowland rivers have been found to be developing eggs in their testes; in some stretches all male roaches have been found to be changing sex in this way. Female hormones – largely from the contraceptive pills which pass unaltered through sewage treatment – are partly responsible, while more than three-quarters of sewage works have been found also to be discharging demasculinising man-made chemicals. Feminising effects have now been discovered in a host of freshwater fish species as far away as Japan and Benin, in Africa, and in sea fish in the North Sea, the Mediterranean, Osaka Bay in Japan and Puget Sound on the US west coast..

Scientists at Cardiff University have found that the brains of male starlings who ate worms contaminated by female hormones at a sewage works in south-west England were subtly changed so that they sang at greater length and with increased virtuosity.

Mammals have also been found to be widely affected. Two-thirds of male Sitka black-tailed deer in Alaska have been found to have undescended testes and deformed antler growth, and roughly the same proportion of white-tailed deer in Montana were discovered to have genital abnormalities. In South Africa, eland have been revealed to have damaged testicles while being contaminated by high levels of gender-bender chemicals, and striped mice from one polluted nature reserved were discovered to be producing no sperm at all.

New research at the University of Rochester in New York state shows that boys born to mothers with raised levels of phthalates were more likely to have smaller penises and undescended testicles. They also had a shorter distance between their anus and genitalia, a classic sign of feminisation.

Communities heavily polluted with gender-benders in Canada, Russia and Italy have given birth to twice as many girls than boys, which may offer a clue to the reason for a mysterious shift in sex ratios worldwide. Normally 106 boys are born for every 100 girls, but the ratio is slipping. It is calculated that 250,000 babies who would have been boys have been born as girls instead in the US and Japan alone.

And sperm counts are dropping precipitously. Studies in more than 20 countries have shown that they have dropped from 150 million per millilitre of sperm fluid to 60 million over 50 years.

Make of this what you will. While nobody’s suggesting that every single male on this planet will be a female, a hermaphrodite or a eunuch by this time next week, one can only wonder what some pollutants are doing, alone (or the synergistic effects of two or more pollutants together). I suppose now I have an explanation for being under endowed....

07 December 2008

Proof that I'm easily amused



The Swedish Chemist sketch

100 things meme

Cherie dared people do this meme a couple of days ago, Here are my answers

1.EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? No

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? The current phase with the not-wife – 18 years. We first met 27 years ago

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? A drawing from Elahe Heidari

4. EVER DROPPED A MOBILE PHONE? Often

5. WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Tuesday. I would have gone at least twice since but a cold and a twisted ankle precluded me

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Books, CDs, DVDs, Ties and a personal trainer

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Chocolate tiffin squares

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? That they are the opposite sex

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Airscape – Robyn Hitchcock

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Romford on the eastern edge of London

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:The Campion RC School, Hornchurch

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: Three

13. FAVORITE SHOP: Neal’s Yard Dairy

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: Immigration Officer 1985-1991

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Mais oui

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: Of course not

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED?: Last month, the re-marriage of my cousin

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU’D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:It would be my sister

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND(S): Last night

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: A local pizza place

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD? You’ll love working here...

22. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Redheads but then again I am equal opportunity lecher!


23. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Home from my mobile

24. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB? Delivering leaflets

25. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY? Nursng a hangover

26. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? An Elephantoplasty

27. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY? It seemed like a good idea at the time

28. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? That I am a loyal friend

29. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? Drink surreptitiously

30. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? None

31. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I often wish for a threesome with Cherie Lunghi.. Oh wish on stars not wish about,,,,err, no

32. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not sure I can’t even read it

33. WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY? In my teens


34. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
That depends if this other person is an ass or not

35. DO LOOKS MATTER? No, I’m an equal opportunity lecher

36. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? With a lot of expletives

37. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Inside my head

38. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Usually until I have reason not to trust them - Unless my instinct tells me not to

39. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Frequently

40. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? No.

41. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Oi You, You lazy bastard, My mum used to call me Booboo when I was young

42. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Pistachio kulfi

43. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? All of them

44. CAN YOU COOK? Yes.

45. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?: an 18 year old Toyota Corolla

46. BEST DATE YOU’VE EVER BEEN ON? Any date where I got some at the end


47. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Last time I caught something tender in my zip

48. MOST DISLIKED FOODS: Celery, offal and broad beans

49. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?: 18 hours

50. FAVORITE MOVIE(S)? Life of Brian, This is Spinal Tap, Paths of Glory Aguirre the wrath of God, Rocky Horror Picture Show

51. CAN YOU SING? Like a castrated polecat

52. LAST FIGHT? 2002 when some scumbag used my head for kicking practice.. not a fight as such, rather an attack

53.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT: something covering my genitals

54. FAVORITE ITEM: NikonD200 or my Conway Stewart 28 Cracked Ice pen

55. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?: Desktop. I hate laptops

56. DO YOU SMOKE? Quit in 2001

57. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? bollock naked

58. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT? the not-wife, Ted and sometimes Bebe and Robyn

59. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK? They can but they are hard work

60. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? 5 or 6 times?

61. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?: Yes

62 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Scrambled

63. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?: No It is utter nonsense

64. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?: The not-wife

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?: From 3

66. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?: two

67. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Jumper, t shirt, jeans

68. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?: badly

69. DO YOU LIKE MAPS? I love maps

70. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?: Spring

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? 10.15

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?: That spring is not far off

73. LAST TIME A COPPER GAVE YOU A TICKET?: Never

74. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?: The reality of pirate life is far more interesting than the way they are portrayed

75. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND? Nursing cold, drinking

76. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE: A train driver and an astronaut

77. WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST REGRET? Not having the self confidence to study medicine

78: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes

79. ARE YOU SMILING?: more of a wry grin

80: DO YOU PREFER TO SMILE WITH A TOOTHY GRIN OR A CLOSED MOUTH? Wry grins should not show teeth

81. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? Several people

82. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE? Iran

83. DO YOU HAVE A HIGH SEX-DRIVE? 320 Gigabytes.... sorry that’s a Hard Drive

84. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Not really. I will admit to an infatuation with a dead Iranian poet

85. NIGHT OR DAY? Day

86. PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?None

87. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?: No

88. DO YOU HAVE SISTERS/BROTHERS? Yes, one sister

89. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO JAIL? Only as a visitor

90. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE IN PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW? There are a few

91. FAVORITE SPORT? Cycling

92. YOUR HAIR COLOR ? Grey with brown highlights

93. YOUR EYE COLOR ? Blue.

94. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? I would if I didn’t have to wear contacts for my Keratoconus

95. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yes

96. LAST THING YOU WATCHED: The Devil’s Whore

97. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I’m not sure

98. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? I have a track record of not seizing the day

99. STRANGEST PLACE HAD SEX? In my head

100. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY? Upload a couple of CDs onto my i-pod

06 December 2008

In anticipation in meeting one of my best friends for the first time in over two years



The Passion of Lovers - Bauhaus



Ghost Town - The Specials



Ceremony - New Order

A phone call out of the blue yesterday and one of my oldest friends asks me if I fancy a pint tonight. Sadly this is a rare occurrence as he lives in France these days. However an excellent night will be had. I only wish I didn't have a streaming cold. These are some of the songs that come to mind when I think of him. Ah A la recherche di temps perdu!

Photo Hunt - Breakfast


The theme for this week's Photo Hunt is breakfast. Since I don't do breakfast I don't have photos of divers cereals, toast, eggs etc. Here is Robyn getting his second breakfast yesterday, to wit a lump of cheese

05 December 2008

My cousin Muelle on stage

Hillbillys & the Toothpicks


My cousin and her band Hillbillys and the Toothpicks. Surely the finest garage band in Brittany.

This video is from Sam Balone's MySpace video channel

04 December 2008

Satan Cat




A neighbour's cat. Not only does he poke his tongue out he swears at me too... Someone deserves an ASBO

For boobs in peril on the sea

It is with great sadness to note that 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia. The boobs were to have been a free gift in the January issue of Ralph Magazine

A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week. The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine. "If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know."

As sorry as I feel for Ralph magazine and its readership, I would love to think that these breasts might follow the example of the Friendly Floatees and follow the Pacific’s currents to unknown shores...

In 1992 a container with a large consignments of floatees was lost in the Pacific. Most wen south, landing on the shores of Indonesia, Australia and South America. But 10,000 headed north getting trapped in a current called the North Pacific Gyre before continuing north towards the Arctic. Some of the ducks managed to make it through the Arctic before being washed up on the shores on both sides of the Atlantic.

If only....

03 December 2008

A Mars mission log


An image sent back from Mars has revealed an object which has conspiracy nuts going wild. An object looking very like a wooden log was captured by the Mars Rover near the Endurance Crater. The discovery has delighted saner heads.

The find has excited conspiracy theorists on blogs and websites who claim it is evidence there are vast forests on Mars that have been kept from the public. A writer from TheCrit.com for example said NASA's claims Mars was a desert world were 'lies' and that 'there are vast forests on Mars, ones that are kept from the public.' Furthermore the 'wood' was brought to its present position by a flood of water that must have happened within 40 years 'because the wood is intact.'

On the other hand tv gardener Diarmuid Gavin, in a statement on behalf of The Decking Association said “this discovery is a momentous occasion for manufacturers of wooden patios across the world. For centuries we have believed that we were alone in the universe, enjoying our decking in splendid isolation. Now we know that our Martian brothers enjoyed decking too, It is a truly marvellous discovery”



Other factions have noticed the polygonal pattern on the Martian surface. David Yorkstone, President of the National Patio Association said “Those foolish deck jockeys seem to believe that a piece of rock that looks like a bit of driftwood proves the existence of extra-terrestrial decking. However, it is clear to even the meanest of intellects that the Mars Rover is resting on an ancient and, if I may say so, a well laid stone patio.”

Relations between the Decking Association and the National Patio Association are believed to be at an all time low.

Banu, Our lady - Simin Behbahani

Banu, Our Lady,

this is my gift to you. Accept it.

This said, he raised his offering

and threw it down the stairs.

On the ground, the sacrificial victim

twisted with pain.

A stream of blood followed his fall.

Silence followed his screams.

A demon had made an offering,

and a person had ceased to exist.

Oh . . . for the child lost so young!

A hundred times Oh . . . for the old mother.

Banu, Our Lady, I dreamt I saw you

in the halo of the moon,

your face pale, your eyes red with sorrow.

In your arms you held two sons,

one perfect like the full moon,

the other radiant like the sun.

You sat beside the corpse,

with the road-dust still on your face,

your soul scalded by sorrow,

your heart tired of arrows.

You complained: O Justice! O Faith!

O, the shamelessness of the brute –

offering me a corpse

and asking me to accept it!

Banu, Our Lady, you shed a deluge of tears

over the man murdered by such ignorance.

You turned your silken coat to a shroud

to cover his body.

O, Banu, our guide! O, Banu, our savior,

O, Banu, unblemished! O, Banu, full of light!


From Archipelago.org Click on the link to find out the inspiration for this poem.






02 December 2008

WW - Children of the Kindertransport, Hope Square, Liverpool Stret Station



This week's entry for the Tuesday and Wednesday editions of Wordless Wednesday commemorates the 70th anniversaty of the the arrival of the first kinder in the UK on 2 December 1938. Please see my previous two posts for further information on the Kindertransport

Richard Attenborough and the Kinder

Sunday Times carried the story of two Kindertransport children, Irene and Helga Bejach who were part of his family for over six years and who remained close until their deaths.

In August 1939, two scared children 10-year-old Helga and Irene, aged 12, were picked up by Attenboroughs’s mother Mary at a train station in London to start the last leg of their three-day journey from Berlin. Their Jewish father was facing internment and would later be killed at Auschwitz; their mother had already died of consumption. The plan was for the girls to stay with a family in the UK before continuing their journey to America, where they had relatives.

Attenborough, then 15, remembers noticing that they looked sad and ill – after weeks of privations in Nazi Berlin. “They were also nervous wrecks. Their house in Germany had been smashed by Nazis with guns and their father taken away.” The girls’ presence was accepted as a matter of course. It was not the first time that the family had offered a temporary home to refugee children: several Basque boys and girls had stayed for a few weeks two years before, in flight from the Spanish civil war.

Two waifs from what was known as the Kindertransport programme became part of the Attenborough family. Helga and Irene Bejach ended up living with the Attenboroughs for nearly seven years, going to the local girls’ grammar school and becoming much-loved “sisters” to the boys.

For Richard, who went on to make films about oppression in India and South Africa, the relationship was particularly formative. “It gave me an understanding of what it was to be Jewish, and taught me to loathe prejudice and persecution,” he says. “Frankly, I would never have been interested in making both Gandhi and Cry Freedom without that experience of the girls. They were just like our sisters,” remembers David Attenborough. “They simply became part of the family. We had some tensions, of course, but that’s family life for you. They ate their meals with us and went on holidays with us to Skegness and north Wales .

When they had arrived, Helga spoke a tiny bit of English, while Irene had just a smattering of French. Both cried a great deal in the early days, and wet their beds. As time went on, David gravitated towards Irene, who was academic, while Richard formed a close bond with Helga, who loved ballet and other forms of dance. As the war continued, the girls became increasingly anxious for news of their father. In fact, he had been taken first to Theresienstadt internment camp, and then to Auschwitz. “But it was only after the war, when the girls were still with us, that letters came to tell them that their father had died there,” recalls David.

In 1946 the sisters left to join their relatives in the United States, where they both settled and eventually married. Until they died – Helga three years ago and Irene in 1992 – they remained close to their “brothers. The sisters had also grown to love the boys’ parents (whom they called “Uncle” and “Auntie”.) “I would talk on the phone to both of them – at least once a month, certainly for the first 20 years after the war,” says Richard. “We would regularly send letters and cards for birthdays and Christmas,” recalls David.

Helga and Irene returned occasionally to England, though not quite as often. One incident in late 1959 sums up just how close they were to “Uncle” and “Auntie”. Samuel Goudsmit, who had become one of America’s most distinguished scientists since leaving his native Holland in 1927 for the US, had fallen in love with Irene and asked her to be his wife. Before agreeing, however, she insisted that he fly to England to ask Frederick for his permission to marry her. “It was as if the governor was her father,” recalls David.

01 December 2008

Kindertransport - December 1938

Tomorrow is the 70th anniversary of the arrival of the first Kindertransport children in the UK. The story of this remarkable rescue fascinates me, partly because I pass a memorial outside Liverpool street every day and partly because of the actions of a local resident, the late Bill Barazetti, one of the Righteous among the Nations

In 2003 a superb memorial, featuring a sculpture by artist Flor Kent was erected Liverpool St station. “Fur das Kind” commemorated the Kindertransport (Wikipedia reference), a rescue mission that saved around 10,000 mainly Jewish children from Nazi occupied areas just before the outbreak of WWII. Unveiled by Sir Nicholas Winton the memorial consisted of a statue of a small girl beside a transparent suitcase filled with memorabilia brought by the children, including books, toys and, poignantly, photographs of family members who almost certainly perished during the Holocaust. Sadly the design was not as successful as planned and the memorabilia was returned to the Imperial War Museum. It was replaced in late 2006 by a new memorial called simply The Children of the Kindertransport


The story of the Kindertransport rescue has been overshadowed by the Holocaust. However, it was an astonishing feat the first transport arrived in England 70 years ago on December 2, 1938, bringing 196 children from a Berlin Jewish orphanage torched by the Nazis the previous month. The work continued until the outbreak of war, although in 1940 a final transport brought 80 children from earlier transports that had stayed in Holland on the day it fell to the Nazis. The freighter itself was strafed by German warplanes.

Around 10,000 children were saved, most of them Jews, from Germany, Austria, Czechoslovakia and Poland. None were accompanied by parents.

In an effort to deal with the “refugee problem” a conference proposed by President Roosevelt was held in the French resort town of Evian in July 1938, but despite grand words, the conference was ineffectual, as most countries continued to refuse to accept new immigrants.
Following events in Germany and Austria refuge aid committees in Britain swayed the government to permit an unspecified number of children under the age of 17 to enter the United Kingdom. Jews, Quakers, and Christians of many denominations worked together to rescue the children. Many great people rose to the moment, including Nicholas Winton, who saved nearly 700 Czech children; and Truus Wijsmuller-Meyer was a Dutch Christian who faced down Eichmann in Vienna and brought out 600 children on one train,

The Children who had prearranged sponsors were sent to London, arriving at Liverpool Street station. The unsponsored children waited in transient camps until individual families came forward to take them. The children were dispersed to many parts of the British Isles. Those over 14, unless they were fortunate enough to be sponsored by individuals and set to boarding schools or taken into foster care, were frequently absorbed into the country’s labour force after a few weeks of training, mainly in agriculture or domestic service. But many families, Jewish and non-Jewish, opened their homes to take in these children.

In 1940, more than 1,000 Kindertransportees over 16 were interred on the Isle of Man and other sites. Some boys, including Walter Kohn (later a Nobel Laureate) were transported to Canada. Many young men and women who had stayed in Britain, Kindertransportees later joined the army when it accepted “enemy aliens”.


Most of the Kinder survived the war, and a small percentage was reunited with parents who had either spent the war in hiding or endured the Nazi camps. The majority of children, however, had to face the reality that home and family were lost forever.

In Praise of Essex (sort of) Part 10 - Jah Wobble



A13

Oh Land of my fathers
Ancient Celtic warrior race
How are your tomatoes doing?

Oh barren, hopeless highway of Essex
I love you