tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post116576988531221622..comments2024-02-24T09:14:44.403+00:00Comments on The Poor Mouth: This post has been rated certificate puerilejams o donnellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165955343490716462006-12-12T20:29:00.000+00:002006-12-12T20:29:00.000+00:00LOL ewbl is that crude county you live in! I have ...LOL ewbl is that crude county you live in! I have another one from the royal crest I will blog one slower day..<BR/><BR/>That's a shame Matt, but the ones I listed seem to be real and can be googled.<BR/><BR/>I used to work as an Immigaration Officer for some time (a job I am damn glad not to have now I can say) and sow of teh names we got were great, my favourite being Zeppelin Wong. Before that I did casual work in another govt office and I found a file of one Fanny Wiffin... I kid you not. Hitler? yikes, even William Patrick Hitler (the son of Adolf's half brother Alois dropped the name like a hot turd when he moved to the States.. Whhen he joined the US navy Hitler was inducted by a guy called Hess!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165941804362477092006-12-12T16:43:00.000+00:002006-12-12T16:43:00.000+00:00I've just spent about ten minutes on google trying...I've just spent about ten minutes on google trying to confirm that there's a place in Spain which rhymes with hunt - I'm beginning to suspect it's a myth. <BR/><BR/>When I used to work for a fairly well known financial services company I had access to their client list (for legit purposes), and (along with a few others in the office) I used to pass the time by finding amusing names. Cockburn (a quite common surname) was quite popular. Though nothing beat the guy with the surname Hitler.Matt Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08062352280843955046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165925521918826842006-12-12T12:12:00.000+00:002006-12-12T12:12:00.000+00:00On a road trip, how many motorists have said, "Wel...On a road trip, how many motorists have said, "Well, we've reached Climax now?"<BR/><BR/>I have a lot of fun with our neighboring burg of Tomball, Texas too.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165911828695709842006-12-12T08:23:00.000+00:002006-12-12T08:23:00.000+00:00In the circumstance sit is best not to use the wor...In the circumstance sit is best not to use the word at all I suppose! Ah fortunately for me my mum is computer iliterate so will never read this blog.. There might be a clip round the ear for me!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165911701874556562006-12-12T08:21:00.000+00:002006-12-12T08:21:00.000+00:00lol, ewbl.. does it have a sign as you leave sayin...lol, ewbl.. does it have a sign as you leave saying yo come again? I suppose if you live in a place with such a name the best thing to do is play up the double entendre as the people of Wanker's Corner do!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165883984791538962006-12-12T00:39:00.000+00:002006-12-12T00:39:00.000+00:00And this is why you are King In The Blog World, ja...And <I>this</I> is why you are King In The Blog World, jams. Fart Jokes. *sigh* Rude City Names. *double sigh*<BR/><BR/>I've seen a town called <A HREF="http://www.tsha.utexas.edu/handbook/online/articles/CC/hnc75_print.html" REL="nofollow">Climax</A> here in Texas. I always wonder if people feel odd saying, "I'm coming to Climax." What if there's a car accident? "An explosion occurred in Climax today...."<BR/><BR/>Oh, the possibilities!elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165882184652507582006-12-12T00:09:00.000+00:002006-12-12T00:09:00.000+00:00Ha! Stella doesn't tolerate my using the b-word ar...Ha! Stella doesn't tolerate my using the b-word around her, even if the subject of discussion really is a female dog. She must have had some really bad experience with the word before we met, something that made mere distaste turn into outright loathing. I don't tend to use the word all that often anyway.<BR/><BR/>As to my departed mother, she did not like me to use such language, so I was careful to wait until I was just out of her earshot before turning loose with anything obscene. It's a good thing she didn't live to read my blog!Steve Bateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07587223243120009776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165864624810296092006-12-11T19:17:00.000+00:002006-12-11T19:17:00.000+00:00admitadmitjams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165864372147143382006-12-11T19:12:00.000+00:002006-12-11T19:12:00.000+00:00Hah.. I must afmit my mum has a pleasant turn of p...Hah.. I must afmit my mum has a pleasant turn of phrase but not that!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165789559800736912006-12-10T22:25:00.000+00:002006-12-10T22:25:00.000+00:00Ah yes wetwang is a good one! There are plenty of ...Ah yes wetwang is a good one! There are plenty of gloriously rude names all over the world!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165788111022238622006-12-10T22:01:00.000+00:002006-12-10T22:01:00.000+00:00Wetwang (in East Yorkshire) used to raise a few sn...Wetwang (in East Yorkshire) used to raise a few sniggers when I was a lad...<BR/><BR/>...not forgetting Wankie and Broken Knob (mining towns in Zimbabwe and Australia, as I recall from 'O' Level Geography).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165778330395505422006-12-10T19:18:00.000+00:002006-12-10T19:18:00.000+00:00I hadn't Steve, but this is a family blog after al...I hadn't Steve, but this is a family blog after all!!!!<BR/><BR/>Agreed, the ability to laugh at farts, boobs and willies is essential in my viewjams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1165775851993648442006-12-10T18:37:00.000+00:002006-12-10T18:37:00.000+00:00Don't forget Fucking, Austria. They have a notice ...Don't forget Fucking, Austria. They have a notice below their highway sign begging people not to steal it.<BR/><BR/>In my experience, having a rude sense of humor helps make life bearable.Steve Bateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07587223243120009776noreply@blogger.com