tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post2225545221606288540..comments2024-02-24T09:14:44.403+00:00Comments on The Poor Mouth: Shirley IVjams o donnellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-71606368785490007022011-08-08T13:55:53.034+01:002011-08-08T13:55:53.034+01:00Thanks Knatolee. I am afraid that an advance party...Thanks Knatolee. I am afraid that an advance party of Ted clones is already in New Brunswick. They will reach Ontario shortly where they will link up with a fifth column unit under Colonel Juliusjams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-47778688920241387772011-08-08T02:08:16.336+01:002011-08-08T02:08:16.336+01:00Uh, please tell me you haven't stuffed any Ted...Uh, please tell me you haven't stuffed any Ted-clones in that packing crate containing your nephews!Knatoleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03809822081515082096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-43282048885044728722011-08-08T00:34:46.424+01:002011-08-08T00:34:46.424+01:00Be careful Andrew... a cat's prey is generally...Be careful Andrew... a cat's prey is generally vegetarian. All of them have promised not to turn humanitarian unless really hungry of they just fancy man flesh...jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-75693914980562516472011-08-07T23:41:24.649+01:002011-08-07T23:41:24.649+01:00I expect Ted I, the original and greates, may just...I expect Ted I, the original and greates, may just treat me with disdain and leave me alone, but I fear that Teds 534 - 1000000 may be more interested in human meat. It would serve us right though, to be devoured by a bunch of marauding cats. Is it too late for me to get points for turning vegetarian? Not that cats would have much time for vegetarians, other than to eat them. Bloody hell, how am I meant to find sleep tonight, wracked with guilt and fear?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-27236916847089020102011-08-07T23:30:06.035+01:002011-08-07T23:30:06.035+01:00Prostrate yourself in the presence of Emperor Ted ...Prostrate yourself in the presence of Emperor Ted I. Bring gifts of Dreamies and he may yet spare you Andrew!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-26928232126051809542011-08-07T22:44:18.453+01:002011-08-07T22:44:18.453+01:00All Hail The North Kingdom of Ted (formerly known ...All Hail The North Kingdom of Ted (formerly known as Scotland). I'm off to buy a lot of cat food in the hope that I will not be the cat food.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-30635605746358563312011-08-07T22:34:03.634+01:002011-08-07T22:34:03.634+01:00Ha they are under my control and they are on the m...Ha they are under my control and they are on the march. Clegg has already been dismembered, Cameron has fled the country,<br /><br />We march on Fife tomorrow!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-36481803659308726952011-08-07T22:30:47.809+01:002011-08-07T22:30:47.809+01:00You Reckon? I think he Teds may have other plans. ...You Reckon? I think he Teds may have other plans. Nice knowing you JamsSean, in case we never hear from you again. BTW, I like Ted. Remember to tell himthem.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-14270733707237989152011-08-07T21:53:40.199+01:002011-08-07T21:53:40.199+01:00TOO LATE I HAVE CLONED A MILLION TEDS! THEY WILL B...TOO LATE I HAVE CLONED A MILLION TEDS! THEY WILL BE MY EVIL MINIONS MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-31483727324686622011-08-07T21:13:14.799+01:002011-08-07T21:13:14.799+01:00Cloning Shirley?... the world could handle... Clon...Cloning Shirley?... the world could handle... Cloning Tim?...the world may feel that would be more dangerous... Cloning Ted?... Good God man NO!!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-68353613954170124742011-08-07T20:11:19.924+01:002011-08-07T20:11:19.924+01:00Nursie, Claude thanks!
Oh Andrew you have rumbled...Nursie, Claude thanks!<br /><br />Oh Andrew you have rumbled my plan to clone Shirl and rule the world!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-1943102710488438272011-08-07T13:06:12.497+01:002011-08-07T13:06:12.497+01:00"Shirley the Fourth"... How many have yo..."Shirley the Fourth"... How many have you got, or are you cloning?<br /><br />All in all this has become a very mysterious and puzzling blog recently.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-7417275417700159982011-08-07T12:27:20.330+01:002011-08-07T12:27:20.330+01:00Pensive sensitivity...Pensive sensitivity...Claudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06775039539331403794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19492813.post-83728484568381080882011-08-07T06:07:27.265+01:002011-08-07T06:07:27.265+01:00Taken with a tender eyeTaken with a tender eyeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com