This is for Stu Savory who responded to my recent excellent and utterly serious post about the dangers of arising form the lack of fire excapes in Bilbao restaurants. This posts concerns the physical condition of a famous holy man.
A famous Swami was well known for walking barefoot at all times regardless of the terrain, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Because of his poor diet he suffered from bad breath. As a result he was a super callused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
Loud groans!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha if this escalates you'll groan even louder!
ReplyDeleteHi Jams...I have a special Halloween Treat for you on my Sunday blog if you'd like to pick it up.
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting, and thanks for being such a charming wonderful blogger throughout the year!!
That is almost as bad as Deborah Harry marrying Jim Carey.
ReplyDeleteThanks Anni. Much appreciated!
ReplyDeleteOooh what a horrible thought.. poor Deborah!
Then there was the radio-circuit designer whose girlfriend, Elsie, kissed in time with the music :
ReplyDeleteLC is a harmonic osculator ;-)
Hey, someone should make that into a hit musical!
ReplyDeleteThis means war Savory!
ReplyDeleteHaha EWBL. perhaps the the mini infidels can have lead roles!
I liked this joke.
ReplyDeleteThank you Stu.
:)
Let's see where this goes Ardent!
ReplyDeleteOh no, bad poetry, bad jokes, what next may I ask?
ReplyDelete*groans*
ReplyDeleteYOu'll have to wait and see jmb... Mwuhahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteExcellent. That is the response I wanted Cherie!
have a great week ahead!
ReplyDeleteYeah. It is destined to be placed in the Hall of Real Stinkers ;-)
ReplyDeleteFor those of you who missed the "15 minutes of fame" groaner, the
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Excellent Snoopy! That was the plan!
ReplyDeleteThanls Stu. More bad jokes to follow
Oh. my.
ReplyDeleteHeard about the hard-of-hearing Irish gays who queued for days to get into a Rolling Stones concert because they'd heard that one of the Stones was a Mick Shagger?
ReplyDeleteAch Stu now that is plumbing the depths! I will have to top that!
ReplyDeleteGreat!!!!! I heard it was Gandhi and had it as the GOTW ages ago! A truly excellent groooaaannn!
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