Hints to Cheese Makers
Addressed to Jonathan Wingle, Esq.
All those who quality do prize
Must study color, taste and size
And keep their dishes clean and sweet,
And all things round their factories neat,
For dairymen insist that these
Are all important points in cheese.
Grant has here a famous work
Devoted to the cause of pork.
For dairymen find that it doth pay
To fatten pigs upon the whey,
For there is money raising grease
As well as in the making cheese.
That's dreadful
ReplyDeleteWhat a terrible poem
ReplyDeleteBut it's funny
ReplyDeleteVery corny!
ReplyDeleteWell cheesy!
ReplyDeleteWell at least it is useful. Maybe?
ReplyDeleteHaha jmb. Useful for a chuckle which is always good for you!
ReplyDeleteOMG. I just went for a stroll down cheese memory lane just for kicks and giggles.
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