The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
Oh, yeah, like he hasn't already removed the internals and put them on Boris's collar.
Mere tracking will never stop Ted's relentless march to world domination, although he definitely has a better mug shot than Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen.
He looks suitably demonic, but very handsome.
ReplyDeleteIf looks could kill...
ReplyDeleteAbout time too. And an ASBO to go with it, I hope. 'Ted the Ned' (as we would say up here). Devilishly handsome though, I have to concede.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, like he hasn't already removed the internals and put them on Boris's collar.
ReplyDeleteMere tracking will never stop Ted's relentless march to world domination, although he definitely has a better mug shot than Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen.
He is definitely both of those Dragonstar!
ReplyDeleteI'm dead Cherie!
Ted the Ned! I love that expression. He is a cat with attitude despite his good looks Andrew
He is an unstoppable force for evil in this world. Dubya would have added him to the axis of evil but h was too scared of Ted!
ASBO Cat!
ReplyDeleteHe certainly should be!
ReplyDeleteDuring the 19+ years the Big One was with us I have never succeeded to make him wear a collar for more than 30 seconds it took him to get rid of one.
ReplyDeleteOops, but actually I wanted to say that it's a great shot.
ReplyDeleteAmazingly he doesn't seem to mind collars mon ami
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