Why is this man not a superstar?

Petomania alive and well and performed by Mr Methane

Mister Methane - the Blue Danube

Keeping up the Petomania theme my heart swells with pride as I am able to demonstrate that we British have our very own Petomane to be proud of. Mister Methane certainly has a talented bottom as can be demonstrated in this rendition of the Blue Danube. Enjoy!