An Irishman was looking for work in London. He goes to a building site where the Foreman says to him that he can have a job if he can answer this one simple question:
"What is the difference between a girder and a joist"
The Irishman looks the foreman in the face and says:
"That's simple. Girder wrote Faust and Joist wrote Ulysses"
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other - EILEEN, Boom. boom!
What do you call a man with a family of rabbits up his arse? WARREN
I thangyou!
I won't give up the day job
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
ReplyDeleteA: No idea.
Q: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
A: Still no idea.
What's the difference between a rotten shot and a constipated owl?
ReplyDeleteOne can shoot but not hit.....
What's brown and sits on a piano?
ReplyDeleteBeethoven's Last Movement..
Lol Roman.. What is the definition of Urgh? when granny slips her tongue in when kissing you goodbye
ReplyDeletejams,
ReplyDeleteThanks for that sensory nightmare. Memo to self: pick up more mouthwash on way home.
Err I don't know how to answer that one!
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