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09 January 2007

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
His Exalted Highness Duke Jams the Flavoursome of Much Leering
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Henceforth I will be adressed as "your incontinence"

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:56 pm

    I like it!

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  2. I like it, your incontinence! Good eh?

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  3. Mine is Venerable Lord Tulloch the Incomplete of West Smeesborough. I would like to visit my ancesteral lands but could somebody point out where West Smeesborough is? ("West of East Smeesborough" will not do!)

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  4. I was going to say Northwest of South Smeeboroughand south west of North SWmeesbourough, Tulloch!

    An how would your countessness rather be addressed??

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  5. Well, as I always say, better to be called "Duke" than "Dookie".

    My official title is "Queen Of The Double Wide Trailer." I'd post the amusing video link but youtube is down. :(

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  6. If Dookie means what I think it does, you're right! Queen of the Double wide trailer? Now that is a very american aristocratic title do that mean all the trailer parks are belong to you?

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  7. Yes, and their bags of pork skin rinds too!

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  8. better and better ewbl!

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  9. Anonymous8:54 pm

    I am Baroness Geraldine the Mellifluous of Lower Wombleshire


    Lower Wombleshire being the Underground, I suppose, rather than the Overground

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  10. Now that is a great one Gert! Now make sure Orinoco and the other working class scum toil harder!!!

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