The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
I tried to grab the dangling cobweb in the corner of the living room to catapult me across the sofa. Sadly, it didn't hold my weight. Why must their be fat prejudices at every turn? Why can't we have a Spider Woman/Man with a butt the size of Buffalo?
Oh wow, Ted... spider babies!
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How sweet that you're hosting a spider maternity ward and nursery, jams. Just don't sign up as spider wetnurse.
ReplyDeleteThey say all babies are cute. They are wrong.
And the freak pointing too Roger!
ReplyDeleteWell we are nurturing AND inclusive ewbl! I wouldnt say they are not cute, perhaps otherly attractive!
That looks awesomely sick, man. I appreciate you sharing this picture with us. :D
ReplyDeleteglad you like the pic tomo tori
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you did not post a pic with the parents (that, in case there is a father, and wasn't eaten by the spider-mom.)
ReplyDeleteAH they are absolutely tiny Red, so teh parents would be pretty ordinary garden spiders.. only 90cm across at the most!
ReplyDeleteThe spider babies look exactly like the one out of my Melody's favorite book. Little Miss Spider.
ReplyDeleteMy spidey senses are sensing a spider theme going on around here, jams. Are you the bloggy version of Spider Man?
LOL ewbl, I can barely stand up without falling over.. let alone casting webs to swing from building to buildfing!
ReplyDeleteI tried to grab the dangling cobweb in the corner of the living room to catapult me across the sofa. Sadly, it didn't hold my weight. Why must their be fat prejudices at every turn? Why can't we have a Spider Woman/Man with a butt the size of Buffalo?
ReplyDeleteDamn right ewbl. It's time for me to squeeze out of the closet and declare myself to be stout!
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