Do you live in a flood plain? are you worried that your nativity scene might be washed away by a raging torrent? Then fear not, for less than the price of a couple of pints of Lacrima Christi you can have the most flood-proof nativity scene there is.Or perhaps you like to conduct an impromptu carol concert in the bath. The Virgin Mary, bay Jesus, Joseph and a full supporting cast will be with you as you sing Away in a Manger with the finest bathroom gusto!
Another wonderful idea brought to you by Ship of Fools
Perfect! Now I know what to get for my friend who lives just along the Mekong River =)
ReplyDeleteI hope you are doing well, Jams. It's been awhile since I last visited and I'm slowly creeping into blogging again. The operative word is slowly. haha.
Have a nice day.
Sreisaat Adventures
Does a stream count as a flood plain?
ReplyDeleteI love those!
ReplyDeleteEven my atheist soul is filled with enthusiasm for a rubber-duck nativity! (The theological implications are quite disturbing, although it could draw people back to Mass with a promise of crispy duck rather than a tasteless wafer.) One question: why is one covered in spots? I don't recall the Bible mentioning any leopards in the manger...
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Sreisaat. Wow the Mekong would swallow them without trace I fear
ReplyDeleteA river may become a raging torrent when wet James so have your nativity ducks to hand.
Great aren't them Alison!
This is my chicken chow mein, eat this in remembrance of me.... I like the idea Egg
Hmm perhaps it was hungry and wanted the sheep after a meal of ass
Just imagine what you could have in the bath with those!!
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think Cherie!
ReplyDeleteThe word fun was supposed to be in the middle of my previous comment!!
ReplyDeleteBut yes it is quite an alarming thought!
I am relieved Cherie!
ReplyDeleteamusing! irish humourist!
ReplyDeleteGlad you like it Bonnie
ReplyDeleteDamn it Jams! I'm a day late and a dollar short. These religious quacks are no longer in stock and unavailable.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame isn't it!
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