No posts of visiting for a day or two. I had a run in with Satan cat while tryng to extricate Boris from a fight. As I shooed Satan Cat away, he locked on my wrist and hand and proceeded to rake and bite. I had to lever the little bugger off by the scruff! And then he just stood his ground spoiling for a fight!
One trip to the polyclinic later, I have a bandaged hand and a course of pills that liik like they re more suited to a rhino!
Poor Jams. Next time lure him into Schrödinger's box. That is, after a certain tomcat in our neighbourhood has survived the experiment (or not), and I can spare the box.
ReplyDeletePlease make it quick!
ReplyDeleteRu roh...not good. Heal soon!
ReplyDeleteJams, you're a hero. Get well, but keep scars of the battle. It will prevent another satanic attack.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Satan cat could do with a good jet from a hosepipe!
ReplyDeleteNever mind the hosepipe Jams... Phasers on maximum, and get ready with the photon torpedoes too! Satan Cat? Klingon Cat perhaps. Hope the mixing of his saliva with human blood doesn't turn you into one of them...
ReplyDeleteYou'll never win that one.
ReplyDeleteOh, poor you! Is Boris OK?
ReplyDeleteget well soon... you are Boris's hero!
ReplyDeleteDoes Satan Cat belong to anyone? (other than Satan?). I am wondering if anyone is brave enough to give him cuddles (other than Satan). Sounds like he needs to be given a lesson of two to keep away from your garden that he won't forget. Ruth's hosepipe suggestion may be a plan.
ReplyDeleteThanks everyone. my hand hurts like hell. Bobby for that is his name, is a family pet. we will make sure he is not welcome in our garden
ReplyDelete"A family pet"?... Dare I ask what the family that pets him is like?
ReplyDeleteBut I expect he's just a big soft pussy cat when he's at home. A lot of guys are like that, behaving in the house then going a bit wild when safely outside.
I hope the healing goes fast.
ReplyDeleteI think the neighbour is Lucy Ferr Andrew!
ReplyDeleteThanks Susan. It's on the mend
Oh boy... don't you know better, Jams, than getting between two fighting toms? And using your hands instead of a sturdy shoe?
ReplyDeleteGet well soon.
Anyhow, when our big one was young I have never touched him until at least five minutes after his fight. He was able to go off at anything too close to his claws.
With Hindsight it was pretty dumb Snoopy!
ReplyDeleteOh no! Is that actually him in the photos? He does look really evil!
ReplyDeleteI can just see it now Jams becomes a were cat at every full moon. Were cats like house cats sleep between using the litter box, tripping out on catnip and grabbing cans of Tuna.
ReplyDeleteNow what would happen if Ted were to become a were human. I can just see the mayhem as Ted decides to watch stupid human tricks or watches Orson Welles films.
Ah but I was like that before the bite±!
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