The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
Check to see if Bebe is gone. Satan cat appears heavier than usual and may have eaten Bebe. Either that or she is in the feline version of the witness protection program.
Now when dealing with violent felines they do have a weakness. Get him wasted on catnip and then he will likely be comically violent while hurting you. If psycho cats would talk 3/4 of it would be tastes like chicken.
Haven't had much of a good track record in that area myself.
Haha Beakerkin. Even though she is small she is likely to be the one to try and face him down. Robyn is too old to fight, Boris gets owned and Ted, for all his evil, has never been one for feline fisticuffs!
As for catnip there's no way I want to get close enough to Beelzebob to offer the catnip!
Oooh! Don't mess with him, Jams!
ReplyDeleteI won't! The little bastard managed to wrap himself around y hand last year. I needed treatment at a polyclinic afterwards!
ReplyDeleteOh, my. I was hoping he just looked mean. ;-)
ReplyDeleteNo he is mean too!
ReplyDeleteI think he is a sweet satan cat :-)
ReplyDeleteWhat do you do to upset these cats?!!
ReplyDeleteWell if fire and brimstone is sweet for you Anya!
ReplyDeleteI think I anger them by being so inconsiderate as to breathe!
That is one bad-assed cat!
ReplyDeleteHe's one mean mother Kay!
ReplyDeleteHe's sticking his tongue out at you. Neener neener neener, Jams.
ReplyDeleteNow that is one scary looking cat. If reincarnation is true, I wonder who he might once have been?
ReplyDeleteZut to you too, Lucifer!
ReplyDeleteHe is so nicely fluffy!
ReplyDeleteHe's magnificent
ReplyDeleteDefinitely scary!!!
ReplyDeleteI have no idea how Bobby is at home but outdoors he is a psycho cat!
ReplyDeleteHe is a magnificent monster... but a monster!
Oh my god,awesome!
ReplyDeleteCheck to see if Bebe is gone. Satan cat appears heavier than usual and may have eaten Bebe. Either that or she is in the feline version of the witness protection program.
ReplyDeleteNow when dealing with violent felines they do have a weakness. Get him wasted on catnip and then he will likely be comically violent while hurting you. If psycho cats would talk 3/4 of it would be tastes like chicken.
Haven't had much of a good track record in that area myself.
Haha Beakerkin. Even though she is small she is likely to be the one to try and face him down. Robyn is too old to fight, Boris gets owned and Ted, for all his evil, has never been one for feline fisticuffs!
ReplyDeleteAs for catnip there's no way I want to get close enough to Beelzebob to offer the catnip!