The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
08 August 2010
Naomi Campbell: a waste of human life
Her attitude was summed up in the crass complaint she made while on the stand:
"I don't want to be here. I was made to be here... This is a big inconvenience to me,"
Well boo-fucking-hoo. Her evidence was critical and she clearly had better things to do... Did it impinge on her shopping or tantrum time?
However beautiful she may or not be she certainly has an extremely ugly soul
01 November 2007
Heard the one about the President and the supermodel?

Better known for her tantrums than her political stance Campbell allied herself with Mr Chávez during a trip to Brazil. At an appearance before local business leaders in Sao Paulo she reportedly said: "I hate Bush." It is not clear, however, whether this statement related to the President of the USA or her views on waxing. Nevertheless, an invitation to Venezuela was secured shortly afterwards.
If Chávez was expecting a leftist firebrand he will have been disappointed by the model's comments to reporters on arriving at the presidential palace. "I'm not here to be political," she said, before revealing that this was not her first visit to Venezuela. It was, it emerged, her second. "You have a huge country," she purred, "very beautiful, with big waterfalls."
Perhaps President Chavez has seen the downside of allying himself with the likes of Mugabe and Ahmadinejad and has gone for some more media friendly choices. Next month Kate Moss and Heidi Klum will join him on his weekly “Hello President” programme for a discussion on accessorising and a rousing performance of the Internationale.