The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
Pack and seal the box, he is ready to be sent. Miss Csili was found sleeping in the washing machine, that gave me ideas...90 C, tumble dry and hang her ...this is what cats deserve.
Ted is mentally humming a Woody Guthrie song... I'm gonna wrap myself in paper, I'm gonna daub myself with glue, Stick some stamps on the top o' my head... I'm gonna mail myself to you!
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Pack and seal the box, he is ready to be sent. Miss Csili was found sleeping in the washing machine, that gave me ideas...90 C, tumble dry and hang her ...this is what cats deserve.
Earl likes boxes but seems intent on fighting vacum cleaners, juciemakers and all household appliaces except the microwave.
If Earl ever decides he likes beer my place might turn into a war zone.
Ted is mentally humming a Woody Guthrie song...
I'm gonna wrap myself in paper,
I'm gonna daub myself with glue,
Stick some stamps on the top o' my head...
I'm gonna mail myself to you!
(Quoted from memory; details may be incorrect.)
Hah, Red so once more are great the crimes of Csili? She will wreak a terrible vengeance if you tried!
So a particularly normal cate, Beakerkin.. If they did go for beer then it will be war!
On that subject Steve, I remember a Velevel Underground piece called the Gift.. unfortunately there was not a happy ending for Waldo Jeffries!
Oh yes Bryan as the ladies found out.. For some reason he does not like Mimi and Bebe
Ted In A Box! Where's the hand crank on the side? having a cranky kitty pop out of a box and into your face certainly would be a surprise!
Ted's Fan Club is pleased with this entry.
cranky is the operative word ewbl! there are other ways to wind him up other than a crank =the proximity of teh girl cats will do!
Ted looks very handsome in his box!
Oh yes.. but he is handsome out of the box too. Shame he is a psycopath though!
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