18 May 2008

Humanoid/Lizard hybrid not responsible for South Carolina van attack

not the van attack culprit

Police in Bishopsville SC have confirmed that DNA tests prove that an attack on a family van was done by a domestic dog and not a Lizard Man. Something had chewed up the front fender of Bob and Dixie Rawson's van in February. Bite marks were left on the wheel wells and blood was found on the vehicle.

However, Lee County Sheriff E.J. Melvin isn't convinced that the perpetrator was a family dog. He thinks it was a coyote or wolf.

Over the last 20 years there have been sightings in the area of a tall, big-eyed swamp creature. Authorities never figured out exactly what prompted the sightings.

16 comments:

Bryan said...

There is a rumor that some people in that area make and imbibe seriously intoxicating potables derived from corn.

After 150 proof, the world can get pretty strange.

Roger said...

Hey that looks just like my ex mother-n-law her daughter looked very good tho being born by a lizard woman. :D

jams o donnell said...

SO are you saying that these sightings are all moonshine, Bryan!

Haha Roger! Why is it that mothers in law often take on that appearance!

beakerkin said...

Jams

I lived in an area known for monster sightings. I was amazed how almost all of these Champy sightings involved alcohol, fog and full moons.

Some of the other legends were tall tales spun to entertain city folk. The famed "Werechuck" turned out to be a racoon with a Jolly Green giant can stuck on its head. I was there when the lady took the can off. The locals described a huge Woodchuck with a glow in the dark head.

Nunyaa said...

Lol I was going to ask was it the moonshine they was drinking.

Roland Dodds said...

I don’t know….it seems like this monster could be smart enough o disguise his bite marks like that of a dogs to remain hidden and aloof. In fact, I am sure that is the case!

Anonymous said...

Its an extra from an early X-Files episode who got lost.

The Lone Beader said...

Interesting, I never heard about Lizard Man.

jams o donnell said...

Ah you lived near Lake Champlain Beakerkin? I must admit I am very sceptical of such sightings. Still it could ahve been one of Icke's reptilians in its normal state!

Roland that's the thing. The lizard man must have been trying to lay a false trail!

Could be Aileni.. or it could be a real lizard man of course!

I hadn't heard of this one either LB.

Liz said...

Oh my.

And I'm a mother-in-law and I don't look like that!! I hope. though I might to my children-in-law ...

jams o donnell said...

The not-wife's mother was definitely not of the lizard ilk either Liz!

beakerkin said...

Jams

I lived three miles from Lake Champlain and had to deal with all the same stories.

I did put an end to the "werechuck" talk.

jams o donnell said...

Ah I can imagine they got a bit samey after a while

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

That picture made me hungry for some frog legs.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

No, definitely not one of our reptilians. We keep them busy ;-)

jams o donnell said...

Oooh EWBL it brings out the French in you.. Ooh la la!

Ah I'm glad to ehar that Snoopy.. Nothing like a lazy reptoid.. they get ideas otherwise, eh?