02 May 2011

And now the deathers?

We've seen the "truthers" who believe that the WTC was a figment of Rudi Giuliani's imagination

We've seen the "birthers" who believe that Obama was not only born outside of the USA but that he was British/Kenyan/Indonesian while at the same time being a figment of America's imagination


Now presumably we will be seeing the rise of the "deathers" who will swear blind that Osama bin Laden is alive and well and living in a semi detached in Orpington complete with en suite bathroom, conservatory and a walk in wardrobe... That or he is a figment of of (insert name here)'s imagination


19 comments:

Francis Sedgemore said...

Have you ever been to Orpington? I have, and that is more than need be said.

jams o donnell said...

Not while Osama is living there!

ModernityBlog said...

I heard that Donald Trump is asking for the death cert....

jams o donnell said...

Haha Mod!

Illuminatus Freemason (lapsed) said...

Orpington doesn't exist Jams. It's just a mock-up in a studio. A guy on the internet said that the angle of shadows in photos of Orpington is all wrong, and a coke can seen in one photo is coke zero yet the photo was supposedly taken when diet coke was the only low calorie option available. And if a scan of a photo of Orpington is taken, then sent to the newspapers, who then make it into a pdf for online publication, you can find layers of imaging indicating you are not looking at an original! Do They think we are fools? Funny thing is, they control and manipulate everything, everywhere, and have done for generations, yet they can't even build a fake Orpington without guys on the internet uncovering it with a bit of online research. Thank god for guys on the internet revealing the truth.

Francis Sedgemore said...

Mr Freemason

You shall be hearing from my lawyers.

Sincerely,
Dr Sedgemore

jams o donnell said...

Ah Illuminatus fremason, I am glad that we have the internet to tell us the truth about these terrible conspiracies. I have my suspicions that Basildon is another studio mock up.


Ah Francis this could be some fun litigation!

Co-conspirator said...

Nope, Basildon is real. You'll just have to get on with it. But I know a man who may have a Tesla Coil Earthquake Machine that may be able to improve the place for you.

jams o donnell said...

A Tesla Coil Earthquake Machine? Wow, I bet he could make good money removing other eyesores from this land!

Kay Dennison said...

I loved this!! Unfortunately, I suspect that it may come true from people who are too stupid to know that nobody with a working brain cell should *ever* question a Navy Seal about his veracity.

Stan said...

Conspiracy theorists have never needed much encouragement to let their imaginations run wild.

jams o donnell said...

I wouldn't call a SEAL a liar either Kay.. I value my hide!

jams o donnell said...

That's true Stan and there's no arguing with them either

Andrew said...

A Navy Seal? I am confused. I had heard about them training dolphins to attach mines to ships but training seals to take out Bin Laden? Marvellous work!

jams o donnell said...

They are good at fishing out terrorists. They would not have ben half as effective but for the special pigeon squad that marked the target with precision accuracy

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Orpington? Forgeddit. I've seen him in a place near Tel Aviv just the other day.

jams o donnell said...

Pah that is his mild mannered twin Quentin bin Laden

Too scared to give my name said...

Hot news: Someone has spotted Bin Laden and Elvis in a bar in Uruguay where Neil Armstrong was so drunk he was admitting to them that he never did set foot on the moon. Spread the word (someone is bound to believe it and cite it as "evidence-based internet research")

jams o donnell said...

My god that is vital news. We must ensure that it reaches the biggest possible audience. We must crush the fools that say Armstrong, Elvis and Bin Laden are training for a landing on Uranus