Epstein-Barr (Kissing disease)
Christmas is coming, the geese are blissfully unaware of the ulterior motive behind those extra rations.... Are you likely to be stuck for present ideas for your lived ones? then give them a gift wrapped contagious disease for Christmas this year. I suppose they it must be the inner nerd but I find the idea of toy microbes quite amusing! There's something for everyone.... . what can be more romantic than this cute little chap?
Syphilis
And it's not just for humans: just imagine the look on Rover's face as he is given the mange!
All of these are available from Giant Microbes
