16 October 2007

Give your loved one a kissing disease under the mistletoe

Epstein-Barr (Kissing disease)

Christmas is coming, the geese are blissfully unaware of the ulterior motive behind those extra rations.... Are you likely to be stuck for present ideas for your lived ones? then give them a gift wrapped contagious disease for Christmas this year. I suppose they it must be the inner nerd but I find the idea of toy microbes quite amusing! There's something for everyone.... . what can be more romantic than this cute little chap?


And it's not just for humans: just imagine the look on Rover's face as he is given the mange!

All of these are available from Giant Microbes


Agnes said...

with these toy thingies all children will be able to kill the thing they love?

No leper dolls for Christmas? (where is the Hansen toy?)You know, without fingers etc, I should copyright the leper Barbies.

Also, greedy males from the United Thiefdom transmit veneric diseases only under the mistletoe...hmmm.

The Lone Beader® said...

What will they think of next?? :/

Liz Hinds said...

I thought glandular fever was the kissing disease. Or is that the posh name for it?

Syphilis is truly horrid!

jams o donnell said...

Hmm I think greedy males from teh United Thiefdom also pass it on in other places Red! So are you planning to market Lottie the Leper dolls for next christmas?

Next is My little Cthulhu, LB!

I think Epstein Barr must be the medical name. Syph is definitely vile, Liz