The vendor of fast food that is marginally less like swill than a certain company identified by its golden arches is offering, for a limited time only, the chance to smell like a burger.
The scent for men called Flame is described as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat". As if that is not enough this scent costs just $3.99 (£2.65).... It can be purchased online from firemeetsdesire.com.
According to the website "Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold ... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for."
Well there you have it.. what man could resist such a gift.. We all dream of having whoppers (fnur, fnur) perhaps this is the next best thing... Having said that I am relieved to say that the not-wife would rather stick red hot pins into her most intimate parts than purchase this product
funny. the scent works for women, too.
ReplyDeleteOh for a man who reeks of rancid burger. Not! What next? Parmesan anti-perspirant? Garlic mouthwash?
ReplyDeleteBut how many women will wear it DNLee!
ReplyDeleteOi Siani, how did you get hold of my present lisr!
Ah yes, saw this one. Phew!
ReplyDeleteNo thanks
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the comments but who are you?
ReplyDeleteI asked Santa for red hot pins in my intimate parts - he said no.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking satan might be more accomodating.
Santa is obviously a sadist and you are Albert Fish?
ReplyDelete& I don't have a sense of smell ;-)
ReplyDeleteIn this case perhaps it is a good thing Cherie!
ReplyDeleteLOL - I don't know what I am missing but I will trust you on this one ;-)
ReplyDeleteA good idea Cherie!
ReplyDelete"what man could resist such a gift.."
ReplyDeleteMe?
Me too Steve!
ReplyDeleteNo thank-you, Burger King can keep their burgers and their promotional scent.
ReplyDeleteperfect for a vegetarian.... :-(
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling that most people feel that way, certainly about the scent Ardent!
ReplyDeleteA vegetarian who is your worst enemy Sally!
If you're a flesh-eater (I'm not), you can wear it when you fly, or at least put it in your carrion luggage...
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Haha Steve... That was terrible... More please!
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