12 April 2012

Proof of Alien Elephants



The Mirror has ublished an image that cold have ramifications for our assumptions about early inhabitants of Mar. What clearly is an outline of an elephant's head was captured by NASA's High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) which is carried on the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter satellite .

The outline may be construed as just a rock a rock formation formed by lava flow from Elysium Planitia, the second largest volcanic region Mars. However, it may. like the Cydnia face photographed during the Viking expeditions in the 70's indicate that Mars was once inhabited by space elephants.

"This proves for once and for all that Mars was once inhabited by giant astroderms. It is obvious that a giant astroderm, perhaps 10km tall was  caught in a lava flow and preserved just waiting our discovery" said Julian Crandoffer spokesman for the exobiology unit of the Star Federation (Nuneaton Branch) "I am sure that further research will provide evidence fo claims that mammoths were genetically miniaturised versions of the Mars Astroderm."


I love making up quotes!

20 comments:

James Higham said...

Oh yeah, how'd they get 'em up there then?

Stan said...

Pretty desperate stuff from the Mirror!

jams o donnell said...

In space ships of course, James!

Ah Stan I made up most of the text. The Mirror clearly indicates that this is pareidolia at work

Claude said...

Huge elephant thanks, Jams. I might have missed that monumental discovery!

jams o donnell said...

Glad to be of service Claude!

Liz said...

I had to check the date when I read that!

Francis Sedgemore said...

Praise be to Ganesh!

susan said...

They probably arrived in great ships flown by the Astrowhales of Poseidon.

jams o donnell said...

Sometimes you should not believe what I write Liz but the pic is real if the text isn't!

Praise indeed Francis!

Ah now that is probably correct although I bet the elephants had interstellar dries of their own

Syncopated Eyeball said...

Um, that trunk looks more like a penis to me.

nursemyra said...

a penis? Not like any that I've seen lately ;-)

Stan said...

Oh, I know, Jams. But the similarity is so tenuous; by no means "incredible", as they have it.

jams o donnell said...

Haha Syncy I am with Mursie. Not see none like that of late but then I've just been looking down!

Still it gave me a bit of fun Stan!

Stan said...

Jams, you're right. I was having a cross moment! Pareidolia is no place for exacting standards.

jams o donnell said...

Now worries Stan. That is true!

Syncopated Eyeball said...

A penis with plenty of foreskin. :)

jams o donnell said...

Like Bernadettte's dead lover in Priscilla call him trumpet!

Anonymous said...

Ok, it's a plenty-foreskinned-penis-trunked giant martian elephant fossile. So what? It doesn't prove intelligent aliens exist, does it?

Anonymous said...

Ok, it's a plenty-foreskinned-penis-trunked giant martian elephant fossile. So what? It doesn't prove intelligent aliens exist, does it?

jams o donnell said...

Of course not.... Perhaps you didn't realise that What I wrote under the pic was a total fiction!