Artists not appearing on Eurosong tonight include

Plastic Bertrand for Belgium



Klaus Nomi for Germany (unsurprising given that he has been dead since 1983)



The Anti Nowhere League for dear old Blighty..

Some cheerful interlude music

Got a splitting headache so I am retiring to bed so here's a 300lb transvestite for your delight and delectation. Pity he is no longer with us

Dedicated to Fred Phelps and the Westboros

Sylvester - You Make Me Feel

Klaus Nomi - Total Eclipse

Divine - So You Think You'ra a Man

I'm sure they will love my selection!