Cherie dared people do this meme a couple of days ago, Here are my answers
1.EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? No
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? The current phase with the not-wife – 18 years. We first met 27 years ago
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? A drawing from Elahe Heidari
4. EVER DROPPED A MOBILE PHONE? Often
5. WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Tuesday. I would have gone at least twice since but a cold and a twisted ankle precluded me
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Books, CDs, DVDs, Ties and a personal trainer
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Chocolate tiffin squares
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? That they are the opposite sex
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Airscape – Robyn Hitchcock
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Romford on the eastern edge of London
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:The Campion RC School, Hornchurch
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: Three
13. FAVORITE SHOP: Neal’s Yard Dairy
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: Immigration Officer 1985-1991
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Mais oui
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: Of course not
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED?: Last month, the re-marriage of my cousin
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU’D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:It would be my sister
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND(S): Last night
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: A local pizza place
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD? You’ll love working here...
22. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Redheads but then again I am equal opportunity lecher!
23. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Home from my mobile
24. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB? Delivering leaflets
25. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY? Nursng a hangover
26. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? An Elephantoplasty
27. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY? It seemed like a good idea at the time
28. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? That I am a loyal friend
29. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? Drink surreptitiously
30. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? None
31. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I often wish for a threesome with Cherie Lunghi.. Oh wish on stars not wish about,,,,err, no
32. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not sure I can’t even read it
33. WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY? In my teens
34. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
That depends if this other person is an ass or not
35. DO LOOKS MATTER? No, I’m an equal opportunity lecher
36. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? With a lot of expletives
37. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Inside my head
38. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Usually until I have reason not to trust them - Unless my instinct tells me not to
39. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Frequently
40. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? No.
41. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Oi You, You lazy bastard, My mum used to call me Booboo when I was young
42. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Pistachio kulfi
43. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? All of them
44. CAN YOU COOK? Yes.
45. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?: an 18 year old Toyota Corolla
46. BEST DATE YOU’VE EVER BEEN ON? Any date where I got some at the end
47. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Last time I caught something tender in my zip
48. MOST DISLIKED FOODS: Celery, offal and broad beans
49. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?: 18 hours
50. FAVORITE MOVIE(S)? Life of Brian, This is Spinal Tap, Paths of Glory Aguirre the wrath of God, Rocky Horror Picture Show
51. CAN YOU SING? Like a castrated polecat
52. LAST FIGHT? 2002 when some scumbag used my head for kicking practice.. not a fight as such, rather an attack
53.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT: something covering my genitals
54. FAVORITE ITEM: NikonD200 or my Conway Stewart 28 Cracked Ice pen
55. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?: Desktop. I hate laptops
56. DO YOU SMOKE? Quit in 2001
57. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? bollock naked
58. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT? the not-wife, Ted and sometimes Bebe and Robyn
59. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK? They can but they are hard work
60. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? 5 or 6 times?
61. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?: Yes
62 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Scrambled
63. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?: No It is utter nonsense
64. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?: The not-wife
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?: From 3
66. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?: two
67. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Jumper, t shirt, jeans
68. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?: badly
69. DO YOU LIKE MAPS? I love maps
70. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?: Spring
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? 10.15
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?: That spring is not far off
73. LAST TIME A COPPER GAVE YOU A TICKET?: Never
74. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?: The reality of pirate life is far more interesting than the way they are portrayed
75. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND? Nursing cold, drinking
76. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE: A train driver and an astronaut
77. WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST REGRET? Not having the self confidence to study medicine
78: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes
79. ARE YOU SMILING?: more of a wry grin
80: DO YOU PREFER TO SMILE WITH A TOOTHY GRIN OR A CLOSED MOUTH? Wry grins should not show teeth
81. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? Several people
82. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE? Iran
83. DO YOU HAVE A HIGH SEX-DRIVE? 320 Gigabytes.... sorry that’s a Hard Drive
84. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Not really. I will admit to an infatuation with a dead Iranian poet
85. NIGHT OR DAY? Day
86. PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?None
87. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?: No
88. DO YOU HAVE SISTERS/BROTHERS? Yes, one sister
89. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO JAIL? Only as a visitor
90. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE IN PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW? There are a few
91. FAVORITE SPORT? Cycling
92. YOUR HAIR COLOR ? Grey with brown highlights
93. YOUR EYE COLOR ? Blue.
94. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? I would if I didn’t have to wear contacts for my Keratoconus
95. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yes
96. LAST THING YOU WATCHED: The Devil’s Whore
97. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I’m not sure
98. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? I have a track record of not seizing the day
99. STRANGEST PLACE HAD SEX? In my head
100. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY? Upload a couple of CDs onto my i-pod
