Well They Are Passion Fruit!

Moving away from simulacra for I bring you some rude shaped fruit instead. A vine producing penis-shaped passion fruit has been discovered by a gardener in the Brazilian city of San Jose de Ribamar.

Although none of the penis-shaped variety are ripe yet, the woman who grew them, Maria Rodrigues de Aguiar Farias, 53, told the news site G1 so many visitors want to see the plants that she’s started charging admission.

Well it made the not-wife laugh like a drain when she read the story!

Once again I can thank the Fortean Time breaking news section for this story

Come on baby light my fire

Make of this what you will but according to the New York Daily News the world's phallus was more than just a representation of a membrum virilise erect.

The relic was found in a cave in Germany and is being studied at the University of Tubingen It is estimated to be at least 28,000 years old and apparently had been discarded after being broken. Pieced together from more than a dozen fragments, the find was a rare one since examples of masculinity from that period are unusual to stumble upon, although female-inspired works of art are rather common.

Phallus, sex toy(?) and fire lighter? This is a toll that was surely a tool!