And now a silly joke

What does a vegan zombie crave?

Grains, graaains!

I'll get my coat

Another old joke...

A beggar asked a man if he could spare £40 for a cup of tea.

"That's a lot of money just for some tea" said the man

"Well I'm putting all my begs in one ask it"


I think I saw this one in a collection of Cassandra columns....