Do you live in a flood plain? are you worried that your nativity scene might be washed away by a raging torrent? Then fear not, for less than the price of a couple of pints of Lacrima Christi you can have the most flood-proof nativity scene there is.Or perhaps you like to conduct an impromptu carol concert in the bath. The Virgin Mary, bay Jesus, Joseph and a full supporting cast will be with you as you sing Away in a Manger with the finest bathroom gusto!
Another wonderful idea brought to you by Ship of Fools
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Perfect! Now I know what to get for my friend who lives just along the Mekong River =)
I hope you are doing well, Jams. It's been awhile since I last visited and I'm slowly creeping into blogging again. The operative word is slowly. haha.
Have a nice day.
Sreisaat Adventures
Does a stream count as a flood plain?
I love those!
Even my atheist soul is filled with enthusiasm for a rubber-duck nativity! (The theological implications are quite disturbing, although it could draw people back to Mass with a promise of crispy duck rather than a tasteless wafer.) One question: why is one covered in spots? I don't recall the Bible mentioning any leopards in the manger...
Welcome back Sreisaat. Wow the Mekong would swallow them without trace I fear
A river may become a raging torrent when wet James so have your nativity ducks to hand.
Great aren't them Alison!
This is my chicken chow mein, eat this in remembrance of me.... I like the idea Egg
Hmm perhaps it was hungry and wanted the sheep after a meal of ass
Just imagine what you could have in the bath with those!!
I shudder to think Cherie!
The word fun was supposed to be in the middle of my previous comment!!
But yes it is quite an alarming thought!
I am relieved Cherie!
amusing! irish humourist!
Glad you like it Bonnie
Damn it Jams! I'm a day late and a dollar short. These religious quacks are no longer in stock and unavailable.
It's a shame isn't it!
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