The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
Welcome back lad. Now... How about that photo shoot of Boris and Izzy? (If I remember the temptresses name correctly). Next time you go to retrieve him take the camera to gather evidence of his sins. And... maybe if you put a poster of his love on the wall beside him he wouldn't stray again.
I'll do my best Andrew!
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