I have an expression which I use quite frequently but I had no idea that I seem to be the only person using it. When I am ever asked about the chance of something happening and I believe that the chances are very low I normally answer "Somewhere between fat and fuck all". Or I would emphasise a slim chance by saying "The chance of X happening is somewhere between fat and fuck all"
Quite direct I know but it makes a point!
The only occurrences of the phrase on the whole internet is on the Poor Mouth. Ah well
Quite direct I know but it makes a point!
The only occurrences of the phrase on the whole internet is on the Poor Mouth. Ah well
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A linguistic pioneer!
Aye thang yew!
It is a very nice phrase Jams, although on a pedantically technical point, should it not be "somewhere between fuck none and fuck all"?
Oh... Have I just invented my own one there? I prefer your one though.
Yes I know, but as you know there is somewhere between fat chance and fuck all chance of me missing an opportunity to say something foolish...
Haha now that's true Andrew!
I must admit that is a new quote for me too!!
Use it well Cherie!
A it looks like my variant is not in use anywhere else
It's a good one but I think I'll stick with 'unlikely'.
Well, I happen to like it, what with having two F-words and rolling easily from one's tongue...
Under such circumstances I would say 'fuck all' or 'fat chance' or, more likely: 'Buckley's'.
Ah well Susan, horses for courses.
I like to think the alliteration helps it roll off the tongue a bit Snoopy!
Buckley's cahnce? Interesting. My maternal grannie was a Buckley!
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