19 March 2011

Iran unveils plan to conquer galaxy

Fars news agency  has announced that Iran has developed an unmanned flying saucer

Called "Zohal" in Farsi (which translates as Saturn) the saucer was designed and developed jointly by Farnas Aerospace Company and Iranian Aviation and Space Industries Association (IASIA),.

The initial version, which is designed just for aerial imaging, is equipped with an auto-pilot system, GPS (Global Positioning System) and two separate imaging systems with full HD 10 mega-pixel picture quality and is able to take and send images simultaneously.

Supreme Leader of the Islamic Revolution Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei was reported to be delighted with progress and hoped that an improved version equipped with warp drive and quantum torpedoes will be ready as planned by 2020.

US intelligence sources believe that this taken together with the development of new body armour for the revolutionary guard (see above) is an indication that Iran may have a strategy for expanding its influence beyond the bounds of earth.

“a saucer equipped with faster than light technology and quantum armament is likely to be a match for any space faring civilization in this sector of the galaxy” a spokesman said,


Colin Campbell said...

Ha Ha Ha. That made me laugh.

Francis Hunt said...

Allahu akbar!

The Klingons are quavering in their infidel boots!

Was Spock a Sunni or a Shi'ite? On reflection, more likely to have been a Sufi ...

jams o donnell said...

Glad you liked it Colin!

I think you're right about Spock Francis. As for the aliens I would like to se the Revolutionary Guard versus the Borg.

Stan said...

"quantum armament" - is that where the weapons are both loaded and unloaded at the same time, until you check?

jams o donnell said...

Indeed Stan not only that but it is powered by a cat!