01 November 2011

The Great Knatolee Duck Limerick Competition

Following on from her excellent hen haiku contest earlier in the year Knatolee has announced a new competition in honour of the newest inhabitants of the piece of Canadian Arcadia she calls home.


You have until 4 December to come up with duck-themed limericks.  I will of course try to make sure that my own limericks are as obscene and perversion filled as possible.

I won her hen haiku contest with a range of poems featuring homosexual, transvestite and transgendered fowl. Can I plumb the depths further this time!

18 comments:

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

I sure hope you're going to share your creations here, jams!

jams o donnell said...

I will Welshcakes!

Sean Jeating said...

For the first time I do fiercely disagree with Lady Limoncello. And I am glad very probably Mrs. Doyle will not read Jams' poems to come. The language. Unbelievable. Feck this duck, feck that duck. Ye big bastard duck. Ye big hairy arse duck. Fierce stuff!

susan said...

I'm glad to see your (I mean you're) back and I mean that in the best possible way.

On with the disgusting duck limericks.

Claude said...

If only I could use French, I would trespass, fourpass you a hundred times, Jams...Alas, in English, I am very limited in colourful words. Even the best Dictionary could not win over you. You're a magnificent creator of scandalous expressions.

Knatolee said...

Claude, who said you couldn't use French? We welcome limericks in both of Canada's official languages! :)

Hmm, my word verification is "shmatic"!

Knatolee said...

Jams, thank you for your kind advertisement of my most excellent Limerick competition!

Sean, I'd like to think that someone will rise above mere obscentity and the most obvious rhymes to the word "duck". Or not. The obscenities are pretty funny! Duck, cluck, muck, struck, stuck, f...

Syncopated Eyeball said...

buck cluck duck fuck gluck luck muck pluck puck ruck schmuck shuck struck stuck suck truck tuck yuck :)

Syncopated Eyeball said...

snuck

jams o donnell said...

And the bad F word too Sean.. oh and Ride me sideways too!

Thanks Susan. Still feeling like shit.

Go for French Claude.. and I bet you could outscurrilous me!

You're welcome Knat!

Ah SE give it a go!

Liz said...

I'm sure you can, jams!

jams o donnell said...

Wish me luck Liz!

Jane said...

loved the hen haiku, I even learned some new words from it, am almost scared to imagine what you will come up with for the duck limerick

jams o donnell said...

Haha Jane I'll git it my best!

Knatolee said...

Jams, I hope you feel better soon. For a man in such a sorry state, you have been submitting some EXCELLENT limericks on my blog. Kudos for the use of the word "w*nk." Mank Canadians are not familiar with the terms "w*nk" and "w*nker" but since I am the child of Brits, I know it all too well. It rolls very satisfyingly off the tongue, particularly in a limerick.

jams o donnell said...

Thanks Knat. I will try to do better... and by better I mean more obscene!

Knatolee said...

I know you're still not feeling well, because I'm getting all manner of wonderful and tasteful limericks entered in my contest...

jams o donnell said...

You really are getting good ones Knat. When I feel better I will wade in with a plethora of filth!