09 November 2011

Yest another good reason to avoid bestiality

There are plenty of good reasons why a person should not engage in bestuiality but scientists seem to have come up with another!

NBC Conneticut reports that a in a study of 492 men from rural Brazil, 35 percent reprted having had sex with an animal. The report found those men were twice as likely to develop cancer of the penis.

The paper was authored by a team of urologists from centers around Brazil and studied men from age 18 to 80. Men who had had sex with animals also reported a higher incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Of the 118 penile cancer patients, 45 percent reported having had sex with animals, compared to 32 percent of healthy men. Fifty-nine percent of men who had sex with animals did so for one to five years, while 21 percent continued the behavior, also known as zoophilia, for more than five years.

Men reported having sex as frequently as daily with such animals as mares, cows, pigs and and chickens. Penile cancer accounts for up to 10 percent of cancers in men in Asia, Africa and South America, although it is rare in the U.S.

"We think that the intense and long-term  practice could produce micro-traumas in the human penile tissue," lead author Stênio de Cássio Zequi, a urologist inSão Paulo, said. "The genital mucus membranes of animals could have different characteristics from human genitalia, and the animals' secretions are probably different from human fluids."

The authors also said it's "absolutely plausible" that microorganisms present during sex with animals could cause penile cancer, citing the fact that human papilloma virus (HPV) causes cervical and penile cancer.

Well there you have it. My fellow men, if you value your John Thomas just think: when a horse says neigh it means nay!

4 comments:

Francis Sedgemore said...

"But it's so much less hassle," they cry.

jams o donnell said...

That I am not so sure. Imagine a buffalo that does not want to comply!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

"Fifty-nine percent of men who had sex with animals did so for one to five years, while 21 percent continued the behavior, also known as zoophilia, for more than five years."

The question is was it one and same animal or a variety thereof? If the former, it is not much different from being married, only with less talking... go figure.

jams o donnell said...

Yegods Snoopy. I hope your dear lady wife didn't see you write that!