The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
Mine is Venerable Lord Tulloch the Incomplete of West Smeesborough. I would like to visit my ancesteral lands but could somebody point out where West Smeesborough is? ("West of East Smeesborough" will not do!)
If Dookie means what I think it does, you're right! Queen of the Double wide trailer? Now that is a very american aristocratic title do that mean all the trailer parks are belong to you?
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I like it!
I like it, your incontinence! Good eh?
Mine is Venerable Lord Tulloch the Incomplete of West Smeesborough. I would like to visit my ancesteral lands but could somebody point out where West Smeesborough is? ("West of East Smeesborough" will not do!)
I was going to say Northwest of South Smeeboroughand south west of North SWmeesbourough, Tulloch!
An how would your countessness rather be addressed??
Well, as I always say, better to be called "Duke" than "Dookie".
My official title is "Queen Of The Double Wide Trailer." I'd post the amusing video link but youtube is down. :(
If Dookie means what I think it does, you're right! Queen of the Double wide trailer? Now that is a very american aristocratic title do that mean all the trailer parks are belong to you?
Yes, and their bags of pork skin rinds too!
better and better ewbl!
I am Baroness Geraldine the Mellifluous of Lower Wombleshire
Lower Wombleshire being the Underground, I suppose, rather than the Overground
Now that is a great one Gert! Now make sure Orinoco and the other working class scum toil harder!!!
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