09 January 2007

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
His Exalted Highness Duke Jams the Flavoursome of Much Leering
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Henceforth I will be adressed as "your incontinence"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like it!

jams o donnell said...

I like it, your incontinence! Good eh?

Tulloch said...

Mine is Venerable Lord Tulloch the Incomplete of West Smeesborough. I would like to visit my ancesteral lands but could somebody point out where West Smeesborough is? ("West of East Smeesborough" will not do!)

jams o donnell said...

I was going to say Northwest of South Smeeboroughand south west of North SWmeesbourough, Tulloch!

An how would your countessness rather be addressed??

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Well, as I always say, better to be called "Duke" than "Dookie".

My official title is "Queen Of The Double Wide Trailer." I'd post the amusing video link but youtube is down. :(

jams o donnell said...

If Dookie means what I think it does, you're right! Queen of the Double wide trailer? Now that is a very american aristocratic title do that mean all the trailer parks are belong to you?

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Yes, and their bags of pork skin rinds too!

jams o donnell said...

better and better ewbl!

Anonymous said...

I am Baroness Geraldine the Mellifluous of Lower Wombleshire


Lower Wombleshire being the Underground, I suppose, rather than the Overground

jams o donnell said...

Now that is a great one Gert! Now make sure Orinoco and the other working class scum toil harder!!!