YouveBeenLeftBehind.com promises to alert up to 62 people exactly six days after the event that, according to the Bible, signals the beginning of Armageddon, "You've Been Left Behind gives you one last opportunity to reach your lost family and friends for Christ," the site promoting the service says.
Final e-mails from vanished subscribers will be triggered when three of the site's five Christian staffers fail to log in for six days in a row. The site, the brainchild of Mark Heard, charges $40 a year for the service, which also includes 150 megabytes of encrypted storage space, recommended for financial information.
"In the encrypted portion of your account you can give them access to your banking, brokerage, hidden valuables and powers of attorneys," the site says. There won't be any bodies, so probate court will take seven years to clear your assets to your next of kin. Seven years, of course, is all the time that will be left," it explains. "So, basically the Government of the Antichrist gets your stuff, unless you make it available in another way."
Well there you have it. For a mere $40 your unsaved family and/or friends will have access to important documents should you ascend into heaven. A veritable bargain I’m sure!
12 comments:
Maybe I am overly cynical, but here is another way of looking at it:
If 3 of the site's 5 staffers fail to log in for 6 days in a row, it means they will have had a week's head start to clear out all those bank accounts before anyone finds out.
I still Armageddon and the rapture less plausible than 60% of people posing as christians being tempted by the possibilities of fraud and theft.
Aww skuds are you sayng that people use the intertubes for fraud? Well I never!
Jams, the basic error everyone is making here is that the Tribulation comes first. There ain't no escape, people. lol
People are going to pay money for this?!!
Ah well so the site is a tad pointless then James!
Apparently some people have Welschackes
I will rather get rid of all the property and organize a boozing the likes of which where hitherto unseen. But this needs a prior warning. Does $40 include such warning?
That's a good plan Snoopy. Alas it does not say if the warning is included. To be quite honest I am probably going to be one of the left behind!
Usually I adore capitalism...this is wrong and hysterical. thanks for the heads up I look forward to returning to your blog.
Glad you found this interesting. I posted it becasue of its absurdity value acatlady.
It's too bad I sunk all my money into naming stars after my loved ones or I'd be all over this opportunity like white on rice.
Haha EWBl, shame eh!
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