For boobs in peril on the sea

It is with great sadness to note that 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia. The boobs were to have been a free gift in the January issue of Ralph Magazine

A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week. The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine. "If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know."

As sorry as I feel for Ralph magazine and its readership, I would love to think that these breasts might follow the example of the Friendly Floatees and follow the Pacific’s currents to unknown shores...

In 1992 a container with a large consignments of floatees was lost in the Pacific. Most wen south, landing on the shores of Indonesia, Australia and South America. But 10,000 headed north getting trapped in a current called the North Pacific Gyre before continuing north towards the Arctic. Some of the ducks managed to make it through the Arctic before being washed up on the shores on both sides of the Atlantic.

If only....