Usmanov presidential bid successful

International peacemaker, superhero, living saint and all round good egg Alisher Usmanov (and not a corrupt murderer and rapist, no sirree, bob) has been elected the president of fencing's governing body.

International peacemaker, superhero, living saint and all round good egg Alisher Usmanov (and not a corrupt murderer and rapist, no sirree, bob) unseated incumbent Rene Roch to become president of the International Fencing Federation (FIE) at its annual congress in Paris.

International peacemaker, superhero, living saint and all round good egg Alisher Usmanov’s (and not a corrupt murderer and rapist, no sirree, bob) election was announced by St Francis of Assisi accompanied by the host a of Seraphim who also sang a medley of Sugababes hits.