The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
18 August 2011
Canadian Cloud Simulacrum
Jesus? Satan? George Washington?
Ah who cares! It's been a long time since I had a good simulacrum on the Poor Mouth and this one is a goodie!
It's your best simulacrum, Jams. Are you sure it's not Tim who jumped on a Canadian cloud, and is floating towards Toronto? With everything you're making him do, he decided to escape to safety.
I would advise Tim not to float over Toronto. Beloved(?)Mayor Ford has banned panhandlers on our streets. I'm sure he'll find a way to dissolve a simulacrum cloud in our sky...
14 comments:
How about nimbocumulus?
We have Republican Presidential candidates that would see all three at the same time, and it would make 'sense' to them.
Haha Bryan!
It's your best simulacrum, Jams. Are you sure it's not Tim who jumped on a Canadian cloud, and is floating towards Toronto? With everything you're making him do, he decided to escape to safety.
Haha Claude I am surprised that he didn't do a runner before!
It's a very effective simulacrum, creepier than any Jesus/Satan-in-a-cloud photo that ever appeared in the Weekly World News!
It's a damn fine simulacrum isn't it Stan!
"Hol-ee FRIG!" See, we Canadians can be as crazy as anyone else!
I'll be watching the skies for Tim floating by on a cloud. Maybe after he drops by here, he can go visit Claude for a spell!
Ah you can beat him into line (after dealing with the PM) then he will be well behaved for Claude!
I would advise Tim not to float over Toronto. Beloved(?)Mayor Ford has banned panhandlers on our streets. I'm sure he'll find a way to dissolve a simulacrum cloud in our sky...
Ah Claude after Knatolee is done with him he wouldn't dare panhandle!
Since it's Canucks, it must be Joseph Philippe Pierre Yves Elliott Trudeau. I guess.
Could be!
I could definitely whip Rob Ford's *ss in a fight!
You go Girl!
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