The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
Cloning Shirley?... the world could handle... Cloning Tim?...the world may feel that would be more dangerous... Cloning Ted?... Good God man NO!!!!!!!!
You Reckon? I think he Teds may have other plans. Nice knowing you JamsSean, in case we never hear from you again. BTW, I like Ted. Remember to tell himthem.
I expect Ted I, the original and greates, may just treat me with disdain and leave me alone, but I fear that Teds 534 - 1000000 may be more interested in human meat. It would serve us right though, to be devoured by a bunch of marauding cats. Is it too late for me to get points for turning vegetarian? Not that cats would have much time for vegetarians, other than to eat them. Bloody hell, how am I meant to find sleep tonight, wracked with guilt and fear?
Be careful Andrew... a cat's prey is generally vegetarian. All of them have promised not to turn humanitarian unless really hungry of they just fancy man flesh...
Thanks Knatolee. I am afraid that an advance party of Ted clones is already in New Brunswick. They will reach Ontario shortly where they will link up with a fifth column unit under Colonel Julius
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Taken with a tender eye
Pensive sensitivity...
"Shirley the Fourth"... How many have you got, or are you cloning?
All in all this has become a very mysterious and puzzling blog recently.
Nursie, Claude thanks!
Oh Andrew you have rumbled my plan to clone Shirl and rule the world!
Cloning Shirley?... the world could handle... Cloning Tim?...the world may feel that would be more dangerous... Cloning Ted?... Good God man NO!!!!!!!!
TOO LATE I HAVE CLONED A MILLION TEDS! THEY WILL BE MY EVIL MINIONS MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
You Reckon? I think he Teds may have other plans. Nice knowing you JamsSean, in case we never hear from you again. BTW, I like Ted. Remember to tell himthem.
Ha they are under my control and they are on the march. Clegg has already been dismembered, Cameron has fled the country,
We march on Fife tomorrow!
All Hail The North Kingdom of Ted (formerly known as Scotland). I'm off to buy a lot of cat food in the hope that I will not be the cat food.
Prostrate yourself in the presence of Emperor Ted I. Bring gifts of Dreamies and he may yet spare you Andrew!
I expect Ted I, the original and greates, may just treat me with disdain and leave me alone, but I fear that Teds 534 - 1000000 may be more interested in human meat. It would serve us right though, to be devoured by a bunch of marauding cats. Is it too late for me to get points for turning vegetarian? Not that cats would have much time for vegetarians, other than to eat them. Bloody hell, how am I meant to find sleep tonight, wracked with guilt and fear?
Be careful Andrew... a cat's prey is generally vegetarian. All of them have promised not to turn humanitarian unless really hungry of they just fancy man flesh...
Uh, please tell me you haven't stuffed any Ted-clones in that packing crate containing your nephews!
Thanks Knatolee. I am afraid that an advance party of Ted clones is already in New Brunswick. They will reach Ontario shortly where they will link up with a fifth column unit under Colonel Julius
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