28 September 2011

Al Qaida Tells Ahmanidiot - Enough with the 9/11 Truther Bullshit!

Given that I wholehearteddly support the termination with extreme prejudice of the theocratic monsters that rule Iran (by the people and not via, say, Operation Iran Liberation) I enjoy any occasion where Thief, sorry, President Ahmadinejad looks like a complete and utter idiot.

Last week Ahmatalkingbollocks caused a walk-out at the UN after he spouted bullshit about the cause of the 9/11 attacks.

However it seems that it was not just the US and EU delegates to the UN that took umbrage. Al-Qaida is pissed off too! According to the Guardian Al-Qaida is mightily pissed off with him and has sent him a message  asking him to stop spreading conspiracy theories about the 9/11 attacks.

Iranian media on Wednesday reported quotes from what appears to be an article published in the latest issue of the al-Qaida English language magazine, Inspire, which described Ahmadinejad's remarks over the 11 September attacks as "ridiculous".

"The Iranian government has professed on the tongue of its president Ahmadinejad that it does not believe that al-Qaida was behind 9/11 but rather, the US government," the article said, according to Iranian media. "So we may ask the question: why would Iran ascribe to such a ridiculous belief that stands in the face of all logic and evidence?"

Ahmadinejad said in New York that the "mysterious September 11 incident" had been used as a pretext to attack Afghanistan and Iraq. He had also previously expressed scepticism at the US version of events.

"By using their imperialistic media network which is under the influence of colonialism, they threaten anyone who questions the Holocaust and the September 11 event with sanctions and military actions," said Ahmadinejad.

The al-Qaida article insisted it had been behind the attacks and criticised the Iranian president for discrediting the terrorist group.

"For them, al-Qaida was a competitor for the hearts and minds of the disenfranchised Muslims around the world," said the article published in the Inspire magazine. "Al-Qaida … succeeded in what Iran couldn't. Therefore it was necessary for the Iranians to discredit 9/11 and what better way to do so? Conspiracy theories."

Al-Qaida also accused Iran of hypocrisy over its "anti-Americanism".

The article said: "For Iran, anti-Americanism is merely a game of politics. It is anti-America when it suits it and it is a collaborator with the US when it suits it, as we have seen in the shameful assistance Iran gave to the US in its invasion of Afghanistan and in the Shia of Iraq, backed by Iran, bringing the American forces into the country and welcoming them with open arms."

I know that this is a very serious matter but what has the world come to when Al Qaida feel the need to give Ahmadildoinlarijanisringpiece a verbal bitch slap!


AmIranAnom said...

Ah... and Apollo 11 was of course piloted by Armstrongoma Buzz Laden, indisputably, in a failed attempt to demolish the Moon (the pre-planted explosives having failed to detonate). Things are beginning to make some sense. But President Ach-Is-It-Time-For-Ma-Dinner-Dad... he does have an earthquake machine, yes? The LoonyLibertarians have told me this is so... And the HIV epidemic is a false flag operation by the Freemasons, of course. Why can nobody see what is so obvious though Jams (not your real name of course, you crazed conspirer...)

jams o donnell said...

And Al-NASA were so incompetent with Al-ollos 11 to 17 that they gave up.

Ahmycockisitchy has an earthquake machine but as yet he has only succeeded so far in creating tremors in Iran!

I will take issue with you over the origin of HIV/Aids. The Freemasons are not behind the epidemic. Look a bit closer and you will find that it was created by a cabal of heavy metal bands looking to reduce the incidence of high energy disco

Amaneejitme said...

"Look a bit closer and you will find that it was created by a cabal of heavy metal bands looking to reduce the incidence of high energy disco"

Of course! How dumb have I been not see what was staring us all in the face? Thank goodness for bloggers such as you who have followed the evidence online and dug out the truth of such things

jams o donnell said...

Well my dear Ahmainsertoffensiveexpressionhere it was not hard to work out. If you remember Gaëtan Dugas was identified as patient zero in June 1980. This is at exactly the same time when there was an explosion of Heavy Metal bands here in the UK

A coincidence? I don't think so!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah, when these two scrap the world should keep respectful silence... he he he.

jams o donnell said...

Haha it's well worth watching them make arses of themselves!