30 September 2011

Ted considers changing the channel

Ted is not enjoying the current programme on Tyrant TV. Perhaps Genovision will entertain him more

18 comments:

Andrew said...

Oh my good God! Do not let him press any of those buttons! That is NOT your TV remote control! Feed him! Placate him! Offer him your living flesh to eat or your flowing blood! Whatever it takes, just get him away from those buttons!!!!!!!!!

Andrew said...

And have you ANY IDEA what that device hanging from his neck is? You don't do you? You think it is the one the Not-Wife put there some time ago. Goodness gracious! You have absolutely no idea what danger you, we, this universe and all the other universes are now in. Every demand of Ted's must be met. Please Jams. This is very, very, serious! The only thing that could make it worse would be if there was more than one Te... Oh... The clones...

jams o donnell said...

Haha I have taken the opportunity to replace his world destruction button with one that provides him with a substantial portion of Dreamies. This keeps him content and distracts him from his plans for world domination.

jams o donnell said...

Ah that is the Doomsday device that Ted created in his Island fortress of evil. It is impossible for me to remove it.

If I were to try then it would release all ten million giant Ted clones to rampage across the planet and then the known universe.

For a cat Ted is an utter bastard. If only he were happy just to eviscerate birds and small mammals....

Andrew said...

OK. I am slightly reassured that you are doing your best to minimise the risks.

jams o donnell said...

Well we have to do our bit Andrew

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I am confident Ted knows what he is doing.

jams o donnell said...

And that will be evil Snoopy!

Andrew said...

Indeed. Snoopy is probably correct, but that is reason to feel terror not, calm... I see that furry face and I fear I hear the thought: 'That foolish man swapped my buttons eh, and does he really think I'm incapable of swapping them back? Will I press now? Or will I toy with him for a while? Ah... I am a cat... I like to toy with them... for a while... so long as the Dreamies keep on coming...'

jams o donnell said...

Yes he is hard to fool. I fear he has the world destruct control back in his possession. Still the Dreamies are keeping him sated and peaceful.... for now anyway!

CherryPie said...

Which one did he choose?

jams o donnell said...

In the end he press the button that activated my shock collar!

Bryan said...

Ted looks so intent on what he is watching that it must be a potential victim.

If he would just be that intense doing good ... but, then he wouldn't be Ted.

jams o donnell said...

Of course Bryan. No way he would take such interest in babies and pretty flowers!

Liz said...

It's amazing the look of utter disbelief that Ted has on his face!

jams o donnell said...

Haha Liz well he does like quality tv!

Knatolee said...

I am in love with TEd. Please don't tell Gordon.

jams o donnell said...

Ah you like your men dangerous then Knat! Ted IS dangerous!