26 September 2010

being a poor tribute to John Milton's bawdiness

There once was a young man from Wilton
Who had am'rous designs on a Stilton
but a slighted Caerphilly
had him sent to the pillory
and was rogered to death by John Milton

Aye thang you!

5 comments:

Gledwood said...

Ooer!

CalumCarr said...

Jams, you must be a direct descendant of John Milton but, tell me, did you enter the world down a chimney? :)

jams o donnell said...

Haha Gledwood.. Pat Coombes springs to mind

Err Calum I don't think so!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

The plot remains a bit unclear, Jams. Who was it that was rogered at the end: the cheese or the young man?

jams o donnell said...

Ah perhaps it was both and Milton swung both ways!