07 September 2010

Bloody Satan Cat

No posts of visiting for a day or two. I had a run in with Satan cat while tryng to extricate Boris from a fight. As I shooed Satan Cat away, he locked on my wrist and hand and proceeded to rake and bite. I had to lever the little bugger off by the scruff! And then he just stood his ground spoiling for a fight!

One trip to the polyclinic later, I have a bandaged hand and a course of pills that liik like they re more suited to a rhino!

20 comments:

Sean Jeating said...

Poor Jams. Next time lure him into Schrödinger's box. That is, after a certain tomcat in our neighbourhood has survived the experiment (or not), and I can spare the box.

jams o donnell said...

Please make it quick!

Traveling Bells said...

Ru roh...not good. Heal soon!

Claude said...

Jams, you're a hero. Get well, but keep scars of the battle. It will prevent another satanic attack.

Ruth said...

Sounds like Satan cat could do with a good jet from a hosepipe!

Andrew Scott said...

Never mind the hosepipe Jams... Phasers on maximum, and get ready with the photon torpedoes too! Satan Cat? Klingon Cat perhaps. Hope the mixing of his saliva with human blood doesn't turn you into one of them...

James Higham said...

You'll never win that one.

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Oh, poor you! Is Boris OK?

Nevin said...

get well soon... you are Boris's hero!

Andrew Scott said...

Does Satan Cat belong to anyone? (other than Satan?). I am wondering if anyone is brave enough to give him cuddles (other than Satan). Sounds like he needs to be given a lesson of two to keep away from your garden that he won't forget. Ruth's hosepipe suggestion may be a plan.

jams o donnell said...

Thanks everyone. my hand hurts like hell. Bobby for that is his name, is a family pet. we will make sure he is not welcome in our garden

Andrew Scott said...

"A family pet"?... Dare I ask what the family that pets him is like?

But I expect he's just a big soft pussy cat when he's at home. A lot of guys are like that, behaving in the house then going a bit wild when safely outside.

susan said...

I hope the healing goes fast.

jams o donnell said...

I think the neighbour is Lucy Ferr Andrew!

Thanks Susan. It's on the mend

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh boy... don't you know better, Jams, than getting between two fighting toms? And using your hands instead of a sturdy shoe?

Get well soon.

Anyhow, when our big one was young I have never touched him until at least five minutes after his fight. He was able to go off at anything too close to his claws.

jams o donnell said...

With Hindsight it was pretty dumb Snoopy!

Liz said...

Oh no! Is that actually him in the photos? He does look really evil!

jams o donnell said...

The one and only Liz. He is a mad mental bastard!

beakerkin said...

I can just see it now Jams becomes a were cat at every full moon. Were cats like house cats sleep between using the litter box, tripping out on catnip and grabbing cans of Tuna.

Now what would happen if Ted were to become a were human. I can just see the mayhem as Ted decides to watch stupid human tricks or watches Orson Welles films.

jams o donnell said...

Ah but I was like that before the bite±!