17 July 2011

Ecclestone not implicated in aryan sex doll scandal

The Poor Mouth can reveal exclusively that stormtroopers  were caught RED HANDED in frolics with buxom blow up Brunhildas

Adolf Hitler ordered the Nazis to develop sex dolls to send to his troops being ravaged by disease after sleeping with French women, it's been revealed.

The synthetic 'comforters' were made from silicone and designed to stop soldiers being laid low with syphilis.

Smaller than life-size, the so-called ‘gynoids’ were to be targeted at the men most at temptation from a ‘quick adventure’ with a French prostitute.

The World War Two project began in 1940 after SS chief Henrich Himmler wrote: ‘The greatest danger in Paris is the widespread and uncontrolled presence of whores, picking up clients in bars, dance halls, and other places. "It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health just for the sake of a quick adventure."

Initially, the Hungarian actress Kathe von Nagy was asked if the doll could be modelled on her, but she refused. Instead the look of the Aryan doll with blonde bob hair and blue eyes was left bland so soldiers could apply their own fantasy.

The dolls were apparently trialled in Nazi-occupied Jersey at the German barracks in St Hellier. After being refined, Himmler was so impressed he immediately ordered 50 of them.

However, at the beginning of 1942 he changed his mind and the whole project was axed and any evidence was destroyed in the Allied bombing of Dresden.

Author Graeme Donald has uncovered the secretive ‘Borghild Project’ while researching the history of the Barbie doll - which was based on a post-war German sex doll toy.

The story came from German sculptor Arthur Rink, one of the men on the team which designed the doll at the Racial Hygiene and Demographic Biology Research Unit.

The tale is included in Donald's book, Mussolini's Barber, a compilation of bizarre stories connected with the biggest events of history.


Anonymous said...

mind boggling

Anonymous said...

Point of order: Are you getting confused between Bernie Ecclestone and Max Mosley? Max Mosley was the F1 chief caught at the (alleged) "Nazi" brothel party, not Bernie Ecclestone. Or am I even more confused than I feel by your headline?

jams o donnell said...

It does doesn't it Nursie!

Absolutely not Andrew after all Ecclestone was not involved either!

susan said...

I'm sure the French prostitutes were relieved.

jams o donnell said...

I bet.. or perhaps it was their patriotic duty to incapacitate as many Boche as possible!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Cannot resist it:

Göring has only got one ball
Hitler's [are] so very small
Himmler's so very similar
And Goebbels has no balls at all


jams o donnell said...

Haha. We start with Hitler being the monorchid though!