17 December 2008

Give your man the great smell of meat

According to today’s Guardian Burger King has gone out of its way to help those who do not know what to get their loved ones for Christmas: It has diversified into perfumes.. well one scent anyway

The vendor of fast food that is marginally less like swill than a certain company identified by its golden arches is offering, for a limited time only, the chance to smell like a burger.

The scent for men called Flame is described as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat". As if that is not enough this scent costs just $3.99 (£2.65).... It can be purchased online from firemeetsdesire.com.

According to the website "Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold ... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for."

Well there you have it.. what man could resist such a gift.. We all dream of having whoppers (fnur, fnur) perhaps this is the next best thing... Having said that I am relieved to say that the not-wife would rather stick red hot pins into her most intimate parts than purchase this product

21 comments:

DNLee said...

funny. the scent works for women, too.

Anonymous said...

Oh for a man who reeks of rancid burger. Not! What next? Parmesan anti-perspirant? Garlic mouthwash?

jams o donnell said...

But how many women will wear it DNLee!

Oi Siani, how did you get hold of my present lisr!

James Higham said...

Ah yes, saw this one. Phew!

jams o donnell said...

Indeed!

Anonymous said...

No thanks

jams o donnell said...
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jams o donnell said...

Thanks for the comments but who are you?

Garth said...

I asked Santa for red hot pins in my intimate parts - he said no.
I'm thinking satan might be more accomodating.

jams o donnell said...

Santa is obviously a sadist and you are Albert Fish?

CherryPie said...

& I don't have a sense of smell ;-)

jams o donnell said...

In this case perhaps it is a good thing Cherie!

CherryPie said...

LOL - I don't know what I am missing but I will trust you on this one ;-)

jams o donnell said...

A good idea Cherie!

Steve Bates said...

"what man could resist such a gift.."

Me?

jams o donnell said...

Me too Steve!

Ardent said...

No thank-you, Burger King can keep their burgers and their promotional scent.

sally in norfolk said...

perfect for a vegetarian.... :-(

jams o donnell said...

I get the feeling that most people feel that way, certainly about the scent Ardent!

A vegetarian who is your worst enemy Sally!

Steve Bates said...

If you're a flesh-eater (I'm not), you can wear it when you fly, or at least put it in your carrion luggage...

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jams o donnell said...

Haha Steve... That was terrible... More please!