11 December 2008

Usmanov presidential bid successful

International peacemaker, superhero, living saint and all round good egg Alisher Usmanov (and not a corrupt murderer and rapist, no sirree, bob) has been elected the president of fencing's governing body.

International peacemaker, superhero, living saint and all round good egg Alisher Usmanov (and not a corrupt murderer and rapist, no sirree, bob) unseated incumbent Rene Roch to become president of the International Fencing Federation (FIE) at its annual congress in Paris.

International peacemaker, superhero, living saint and all round good egg Alisher Usmanov’s (and not a corrupt murderer and rapist, no sirree, bob) election was announced by St Francis of Assisi accompanied by the host a of Seraphim who also sang a medley of Sugababes hits.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you being sarcastic?

Anonymous said...

Are you being sarcastic?

Sean Jeating said...

Here are my shillings for free speech.

Sean Jeating said...

Here are my shillings for free speech.

Sean Jeating said...

Here are my shillings for free speech.

jams o donnell said...

Three schillings!