09 October 2006

Kim Jong Il Absolutely Trusted by World People

The Juche Tower - beacon to the world

If, like me, you are concerned by the news of North Korea’s firs nuclear test, then I hope you find comfort from this press release from the Korean Central News Agency of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea that was issued last week on the occasion of the 61st anniversary of the founding of the Workers Party of Korea.

Progressives repose profound trust in Kim Jong Il today when the people's struggle for independence has entered on a new high phase. Personages of different strata, political parties and organizations of various countries sent a large number of wholehearted gifts, congratulatory letters and messages of greetings to him (Bashir Ramadan Khalifa Abu Janah, secretary of the People's Bureau of Libya and Rose Najjemba Muyinda of the Ugandan Womens Council).

The progressive people repose absolute trust in him, first of all, because they have a good understanding of the greatness of his feats (starvation, repression… it’s all good!). Kim Jong Il has dedicated himself to the human cause of independence for a long time, performing outstanding ideological and theoretical exploits which no other politicians and great men in history can ever match. In his famous work "Let Us Advance under the Banner of Marxism-Leninism and the Juche Idea” he set forth the issue of stepping up global independence an important strategic task to accomplish the revolutionary cause of the working class and achieve victory of human cause of independence.

One of his outstanding feats is that he founded the political mode of Songun (the army gets food and resources, the people get fuck all). The progressive people repose absolute trust in him next because they believe that he will wisely lead the cause of global independence in the 21st century to victory with responsibility for its future.



If you are not convinced then you are an evil reactionary who does not believe that Kim Jong-il's birth WAS heralded by the appearance of a double rainbow over the mountain of his birth (the official birth and not the real one in Siberia) and a new star in the heavens! Please go to the KCNA English language website and the Korean Friendship Association forum for the correct indoctrination….... That or a good laugh
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38 comments:

Pēteris Cedriņš said...

Comrade Jams!

How dare you?

"There is as yet no word from KCNA on this test, we can't be perfectly sure it is even real and speculation can only cause trouble."

Were you a true friend of the world's people, you would not engage in such idle speculation!

You are no friend of the proletariat!

Redwine said...

"However, I think it is important to mention that unlike any other nation in the world, money is not a primary concern for the Korean people. Their happiness and above all, the wellbeing of the Leaders will always prevail." - I went a bit to my favorite site, the KFA: I can't but agree with the above stated. The wellbeing of the leaders IS an important issue. And you shouldn't make fun of religious symbols, Jams. Shame on you.

jams o donnell said...

Comrade Peteris, I am in deep error. It is time for some severe self criticism. Better still I will surrender myself to stringetn re-education. In future, I will endeavour to be a good friend of the proleariat. I will of course attend more closely to my study of Sorghum.

Red, I am deeply ashamed. Of course the well being of the Dear Leader is paramount. I will never mock the principles of Juche again.

Pēteris Cedriņš said...

Well it is to self-criticize once your errors have been shown you, Comrade Jams.

Pēteris Cedriņš said...

By the way, could we get an exposée on the official KFA UK delegate? The Latvian bloke still mystifies me, totally -- he doesn't exist outside KFA, so far as I can tell. Our long and deep tradition of harboring fanatical idiots is lately become more shallow than yours, alas -- you have George Galloway. Our nation envies you.

jams o donnell said...

I am now well on the way to rehabilitation. I am so grateful that you pointed out my errors, Peteris

Fuckwit Hudson - sorry that should be Dermot has a fair presence on the internet, through his untiring support for the principles of Sorghum. His biography shows he graduated from the University of Winchester in 1983.. at the time ti was a Teacher training college so he probably is or was a teacher somewhere in London

Redwine said...

Galloway, uh? He should have been born in Siberia like his dear fuhrer...or at least deported there. He deserves it. As for the KFA, Peteri, you promised to join them. If you do, I do: but as far as I can see, more business involved than one could suspect. Dream on, comrades.

jams o donnell said...

Are you disRESPECTting Gogeous George? Then again you know what I think of him... rearrange attw into a well known word!

I am sure that KFA membership comes with baggage.. and even less dissent than our dear friends Stalin and Beria would accept!

Redwine said...

Also, in the name of the Juche we should start sharing. Jams, you could share that nifty new camera of yours with me, for example, and to start with. I wil;l share my knowledge and the kindness of my soul with you two, if you wish...

Pēteris Cedriņš said...

Dear Comrades,

Please hold silence whilst the Frienship Association finally confirms this great victory.

From some Soviet dude in Estonia --

"Long live to DPRK! At last Kim Jong Il did that! No words, only emotions!"

Redwine said...

Everybody should get a bomb! If Bush has a bomb, why not Korea?

And everybody should use it. Jams, waiting for your Nikon. If not....
"In a perfect world of course, we would not need nuclear weapons, but faced with overwhelming aggression from the imperialist forces, the DPRK acted in the only way it could, and surprised the enemy tenfold! We have many reasons to celebrate this great victory for Juche. The smug smiles have been wiped off the faces of the oppressors!!

Comradely regards," (from the KFA site)

Redwine, the afk...kfa...

jams o donnell said...

My Camera is the people's camera. All you need to is come over and requisition it for non reactionary use. I will happily trade it for a Zenit B that triumph of socialist technology!

I will show the due respect to the comrade in the evil irredentist state of Estonia. It is a delight to see some joy in his life while he lives in such a cxapitalist hell hole

Redwine said...

Quotes From Kim Jong Il

“The appearance of the Party is mirrored as it is in that of the people it has brought up.”

“Only when the Party is sound ideologically can the masses be sound ideologically and if the Party suffers from ideological maladies, so do the masses.”

“As a tree rooted deep in the ground does not fall, no matter what a strong wind may blow, so the Party will remain unmoved under any circumstances only when it takes root deep among the broad masses.” - Comrades, I am sharing....

Pēteris Cedriņš said...

Ny vodka is the people's vodka. Please come over. With some vodka.

jams o donnell said...

Hmm Anna Plaeta is sharpening her knife? I gave it a second watch today but just had to fast forward the Aktion Kommune scenes.. but I digress

I can only add by sayiing this...Yes indeed the DPRK has proved that it is a state that means what it says and says what it means!.The test has proved that the DPRK is an advanced.It proves the correctness and vitality of the idea of self reliance.

"A historic day 4 all oppressed peoples!Smash imperialism &revisionism
Victory 2 the DPRK!"

posted by Fuckwit, sorry, Dermot Hudson

Redwine said...

My wine is the people's wine. My...is the people's.... You can come over, no need to bring any.

jams o donnell said...

Utterly stirring stuff Red!

I will bring american vodka, Peteris

Pēteris Cedriņš said...

Redwine should be nationalized immediately.

arerosesred said...

Ny vodka indeed.

My microwave popcorn is the people's popcorn.

Please bring bomb test popcorn.

jams o donnell said...

I shall also add some people's Guiness.. we can toast the new dawn for true Progressives

Redwine said...

Peteri, I am. That's what some said...I do belong to the people. I spare no sacrifice, no nothing when it comes to the people or when I go to them.

Pēteris Cedriņš said...

Keep your Balkanic whore-thoughts to yourself on this great day. Thank Lenin you are banned from Britain!

Redwine said...

Comrade Cedrin, we all help the Revolution the way we can! My services are superior to your services. I am for the masses, you exploit them, and that makes a difference. I can do more for the people than you could ever, in ten lifetimes! Shame on you, you are making fun of a poor 3rdworlder wymin on such a glorious day! But our sun will rise soon over the gloomy European sky! Our mushrooms rather...meanwhile confess and repent, comrade. The Juche says it's never too late.

Pēteris Cedriņš said...

I abase myself before your massive wisom, Comrade.

Pēteris Cedriņš said...

wisdom*

jams o donnell said...

Arerosesred, popcorn will be most welcome but in the spirit of Songum there must only be two kernels each and absolutely no sugar or salt....

Collectivisation for Redwine? Kolkhoz Krasnoye Vino?

Ah Peteris, it will not be long before Redwine will be free to come to England.. or Latvia as all Romanian citizens will be

but a glorious day for the denizens of teh KFA forum.. Hmm!

beakerkin said...

Oh Good Lord

Yes the way to liberate people is to starve them to death. The true way to liberate the workers is to treat them like cattle. I guess that if Marxist utopias were not so blasted inept they could train the workers to perform like good seals. Do this and you will get a rotted herring head.

Funny how come every emigre I run into from one of these workers paradises just don't get it.

Alas praise Kim Jong Mentally Ill it takes a true genius to make the lives of North Koreans worse then that of sewer rats in the worst Ghettoes in the Western world.

roman said...

The Pyongyang news editorial board wishes to acknowledge this blog's great painting of our "Dear Leader". Note how tall he appears, why he's as tall as the highest mountain. He resides amongst the clouds as they part in awe of his greatness.
Also, the wonderful realization of the spiritual collectivist worker's dream as explained to the Korean masses in Juche's promise of self reliance. It has been fulfilled many times over.
Well.. maybe not entirely. Until that day, remember comrades, that grass soup and tree bark will shore up that daily calorie count of 700 to almost over a 1000. So watch that weight and join us in our congratulations to those indiginous nuclear scientists for this great and masterful nuclear achievement.

jams o donnell said...

To be honest Beakerkin it is one thing for the people of North Korea to believe Kim's bullshit - if you are immersed in it 24/7.. As for the KFA - they are utter bloody fools


LOL Roman, you have the Juche patter off to a T!

Redwine said...

Some KFA brothers do hope some financial gain from the Great Jucheistan, Comrade Jams. I don't think they would be merely bloody fools , (though the UK one definitely qualifies for mental care)- if the regime falls, and that might well happen sooner or later they might be the forst one4s to profit. (One of the Comrades IS a businessman). Why am I thinking now of those strange wymin who fall in love with convicted serial killers a la Ted Bundy?

jams o donnell said...

Perhaps they are getting or at least hoping for a cut of cash out of the People's Paraddise.. Fuckit, sorry, Dermot Hudson is clearly certifiable though... Falling for a serial killer red? Perhaps they have...

Redwine said...

F.D.Hudson must be original. Check out the Juche Girl blog, a wymin for you, definitely.

jams o donnell said...

F D Hudson is obviously off his head!

Already checked out Juche girl.. It looks like she is ideologically pure.. Actually it is quite funny!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Ummmm, if I ever get to be a despotic insane dictator, I want to hire whoever did the faboo publicity shot of Kim Jon Il with a mountainous background.

Around here, being born under two rainbows would likely mean that both your parents are gay. :)

Did I mention that I like the sarcastic side of you, jams?

Redwine said...

Elecrticwaistbandlady, you want to corrupt Comrade Jams! How outrageous!

jams o donnell said...

Thanks ewbl but ridiculing the DPRK is like shooting fish in a barrel! I have a couple of more posts in the pipeline to show the blogosphere the shining path of fearless and breilliant Great Leader and his anti imperialist struggle!

Oh Red! Am I being corrupted on two fronts now? I will of course resist the running dogs of the irridentist revanchit anti progressive tendency!

Redwine said...

Don't be so nervous. it may not have been an atomic bomb after all. Or, if atomic, it was made in Korea. Harmless. Unlike Kim, but then, his end may be quite close. I don't know.

jams o donnell said...

We shall see, Red, we shall see