19 October 2008

Bad jokes - the gloves are off

This is for Stu Savory who responded to my recent excellent and utterly serious post about the dangers of arising form the lack of fire excapes in Bilbao restaurants. This posts concerns the physical condition of a famous holy man.


A famous Swami was well known for walking barefoot at all times regardless of the terrain, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Because of his poor diet he suffered from bad breath. As a result he was a super callused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

22 comments:

Dragonstar said...

Loud groans!!!

jams o donnell said...

Haha if this escalates you'll groan even louder!

Hootin' Anni said...

Hi Jams...I have a special Halloween Treat for you on my Sunday blog if you'd like to pick it up.

Thanks for visiting, and thanks for being such a charming wonderful blogger throughout the year!!

beakerkin said...

That is almost as bad as Deborah Harry marrying Jim Carey.

jams o donnell said...

Thanks Anni. Much appreciated!

Oooh what a horrible thought.. poor Deborah!

Ole Phat Stu said...

Then there was the radio-circuit designer whose girlfriend, Elsie, kissed in time with the music :
LC is a harmonic osculator ;-)

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

Hey, someone should make that into a hit musical!

jams o donnell said...

This means war Savory!

Haha EWBL. perhaps the the mini infidels can have lead roles!

Ardent said...

I liked this joke.
Thank you Stu.
:)

jams o donnell said...

Let's see where this goes Ardent!

jmb said...

Oh no, bad poetry, bad jokes, what next may I ask?

CherryPie said...

*groans*

jams o donnell said...

YOu'll have to wait and see jmb... Mwuhahahahaha!

Excellent. That is the response I wanted Cherie!

ellen said...

have a great week ahead!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah. It is destined to be placed in the Hall of Real Stinkers ;-)

Stu Savory said...

For those of you who missed the "15 minutes of fame" groaner, the
permalink is http://www.savory.de/blog_oct_08.htm#20081018

jams o donnell said...

Excellent Snoopy! That was the plan!

Thanls Stu. More bad jokes to follow

A Free Man said...

Oh. my.

jams o donnell said...

Haha!

Ole Phat Stu said...

Heard about the hard-of-hearing Irish gays who queued for days to get into a Rolling Stones concert because they'd heard that one of the Stones was a Mick Shagger?

jams o donnell said...

Ach Stu now that is plumbing the depths! I will have to top that!

Kay Dennison said...

Great!!!!! I heard it was Gandhi and had it as the GOTW ages ago! A truly excellent groooaaannn!