The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
If you visit here you'll find millions of simulacra of Jesus.
Ah that's too easy Calum!
Must life be hard? :)
One of the top ones in Calum's link is clearly David Beckham with a big beard and 'tash. What IS going on!?
Ah but the discovery is all the sweeter Calum!
THat is too weird Andrew. Are your aliens up to something?
You'll notice that quite a few on Calum's link site also show Big J with his spherical space helmet clearly showing. Yes, they are up to something, they always are, but I was not aware it involved David Beckham. Beckham's wife is clearly an alien though - synthetic skin pulled far too tight over a bony exoskeleton. So obvious! (but apparently only to me).
And many thanks to Calum for his link leading me, just a few pages in, to this wonderful picture of a wee cat (surprisingly). You'll like it:http://www.seexiles.com/uploads/data/jesus_christ_its_a_lion_ib4f.jpg
"but apparently only to me".....no Andrew this has always been apparent to every female of our species, it's just the males who cant see it. You, however, being alien.......
She is surely an alien... Perhaps that cat saw her and was so scared it mistook her for a lion!
This one looks more like Robert Plant to me. Led Zeppelin simulacrums: bigger than Jesus.
Prehaps he's found that stairway to heaven!
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