The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
I like it!
I like it, your incontinence! Good eh?
Mine is Venerable Lord Tulloch the Incomplete of West Smeesborough. I would like to visit my ancesteral lands but could somebody point out where West Smeesborough is? ("West of East Smeesborough" will not do!)
Reverend Countess Mullet the Scattered of Chipping Sodbury....buggered!
I was going to say Northwest of South Smeeboroughand south west of North SWmeesbourough, Tulloch!An how would your countessness rather be addressed??
Well, as I always say, better to be called "Duke" than "Dookie".My official title is "Queen Of The Double Wide Trailer." I'd post the amusing video link but youtube is down. :(
If Dookie means what I think it does, you're right! Queen of the Double wide trailer? Now that is a very american aristocratic title do that mean all the trailer parks are belong to you?
Yes, and their bags of pork skin rinds too!
better and better ewbl!
I am Baroness Geraldine the Mellifluous of Lower WombleshireLower Wombleshire being the Underground, I suppose, rather than the Overground
Now that is a great one Gert! Now make sure Orinoco and the other working class scum toil harder!!!
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