Here are some of the purported winners from last year
- Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
- He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
- She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
- Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
- McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
- From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
- The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
- Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
- He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
- Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
- The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
- The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
- The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
- It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
9 comments:
Ha ha ha. Non vitae sed scholae discimus; or vice versa. :)
Ah you have me on the latin Sean but glad you liked them!
Sorry, Jams.
Not for life but for the school we do learn. Or vice versa. :)
When studying biology you don't need to have at least the so-called 'little Latinum' in Great Britain?
Ah I studied Latin at school. I even got an O Level in it but that was long ago and I have forgotten it all!
Almost same with me, Jams. Our Latin teacher(s) did however tell us such often we were not learning for them / for the school that it's obviously impossible to forget this one. :)
Oh!
Ha ha, word verification asks me to write 'biolosiv'.
Poor Simple Phil
brilliant collection! thanks for sharing
It's amusing but also depressing!
Glad you liked them. Ah Claudia I am not sure they are depressing!
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